Faramir and Eowyn on Opra

Opra:And here we are now with the lord and lady of Ithilien so you're here because of some deaths in the family right? Faramir:uh yah (leaning towards Opra) it's actually her with the issues, not me.
Oprah well, so tell me Eowyn, who all died in your familly
Eowyn: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!WAAAAAAAAAH!!!
Faramirh sweetums it's ok, they all had nice funerals right?
Eowyn:WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
Oprayelling over Eowyn) WHO ALL DIED THOUGH?
Eowyn: (sniff) my uncle(sniff) my cousin (sniff sniff) my mother and father(sniff) and the rest WAAAAAAAH!!!
Faramirgetting out a hankie) she has little outbreaks every so often
Opra: Oh you poor dear tisk tisk tisk well we have a surprise for you though
Eowyn:what(sniff) what????
Opracurtains roll up) a brand new.....sports car!
Faramirjumps up) COOL!!! ooooooooh look look look(starts to pet the car)look how shiny it is!
Eowyn:a what!!!!!!!
Faramirhops in)look at this wheel thingy(honks horn)
Opra:And look it comes with a dvd player!
Faramirpresses gas) WOOOOOOOOHOOOOOOO!!!!
Eowyn:WHAT IS IT!!!!!!!!
Faramirdrives through a wall) WWOOOOOOOOOOHHH!!!
Eowynchases after Faramir) GET BACK HERE!!!!!
Opra: Looks like we made(eowyn screams) Another Happy couple!
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