Catherine loves Legolas - Catherine is pathetic

Catherine B
Was in love with Legolas G.
They had never met
But Catherine hoped that they would meet.

If Legolas met Catherine,
He would scream and cry.
For she was such a terrifying sight.

Screaming and crying
"I love you, Legolas!!
Marry me!"

Legolas turned and fled.
And cried:
"Not if my life depends on it!"

Catherine cried and cried
And died of grief.
Everyone cheered!
Robert died,
For he loved catherine.
But no one cared!!

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