An Interview with Frodo - The real hobbit behind the screens
GARY- So Frodo what's it like to star in such a show as 'THE LORD OF THE RINGS SKETCH SHOW'?
FRODO- Well, at first it was quite scary, I mean some of the script is a bit strange and I had to do a lot of stunts, as they couldn't find a stuntman my size...
GARY- Rrrrrright...(takes notes: stuntmen not short enough) Err carry on....
FRODO- And, I didn't really know that many members of the cast - I mean who is that lady in brackets?
GARY- A just question Mr.Baggins! And I'm sure alot of you at home are wondering the exact same thing!
FRODO- Do you know who she is?
GARY- No, but I think she's engaged to my cousin Larry...
FRODO- Oh right.
GARY- ANYWAY, Mr.Baggins how did you and the other hobbits get along together?
FRODO- Oh we got on swell! Sometimes after we had finished filming we would all pop over to the Green Dragon for a couple of pints -you know how it is, and Sam would go all mushy when Miss. Cotton was around!
GARY- So did you ever find love?
FRODO- I don't really like answering questions about my personal life Gary...I find it rather too, well...personal..
GARY- Not a problem........some people say you're gay -is that true?
FRODO- Well, I did just point out that all that kinda stuff is a bit too personal...
GARY- Did you here that ladies and gents?! Mr.Baggins has just addmitted he is gay!
FRODO- NO I DIDN'T !!!!!! I mean in the script I am, but not in real life!
GARY- (shuffles through note cards) Yes, so what's it like being gay?
GARY- You say your character is gay...how is like to play a gay hobbit?
FRODO- Oh..err.....well It is quite different to what I'm used to if you know what I mean...seein as I'M NOT GAY!
GARY- (takes notes: can't admit to being gay) But your character does fall for the charms of Aragorn correct?
GARY- How do you think Aragorn reacts to that fact?
FRODO- What the real Aragorn...or the one in the show?
GARY- (looks at note cards) ARAGORN!
FRODO- WHICH ONE???????
GARY- ANYWAY! What was it like being almost eaten by a giant turtle?
GARY- In the fith episode you barely escape from the clutches of an evil GIANT TURTLE!
(the audience gasp: OHHHHHHH AHHHHHHHHH)
FRODO- Oh er yeah...well....erm...
GARY- And I believe you were naked aswell?
FRODO- Yes..erm..I was....
GARY- Were you embarassed about the whole ordeal?
FRODO- Not really, I mean I'm an actor arn't I? PLus the fact, i had loads of support from the rest of the cast!
GARY- I bet you did.....
GARY- ANYWAY, That's all we've got time for folks...so let's give it up for MR. FRODO BAGGINS!!!!!!
AUDIENCE- WHOOOOOO! YAY! GO FRODO! WHOOOOOOOO!!
GARY- Thank you fro watching....and GOODNIGHT!
theme music come on, and we see Gary waving to the cameras, Frodo is being carried away by the crowd.