An Interview with Frodo - The real hobbit behind the screens

Hello! This is Gary here! You may remeber me from such interveiws as 'Tonight with The Dark lord' and 'What's it like to be Smeagol' Today we have a something different for you! Here in The studio with me is Frodo Baggins!

GARY- So Frodo what's it like to star in such a show as 'THE LORD OF THE RINGS SKETCH SHOW'?

FRODO- Well, at first it was quite scary, I mean some of the script is a bit strange and I had to do a lot of stunts, as they couldn't find a stuntman my size...

GARY- Rrrrrright...(takes notes: stuntmen not short enough) Err carry on....

FRODO- And, I didn't really know that many members of the cast - I mean who is that lady in brackets?

GARY- A just question Mr.Baggins! And I'm sure alot of you at home are wondering the exact same thing!

FRODO- Do you know who she is?

GARY- No, but I think she's engaged to my cousin Larry...

FRODO- Oh right.

GARY- ANYWAY, Mr.Baggins how did you and the other hobbits get along together?

FRODO- Oh we got on swell! Sometimes after we had finished filming we would all pop over to the Green Dragon for a couple of pints -you know how it is, and Sam would go all mushy when Miss. Cotton was around!

GARY- So did you ever find love?

FRODO- I don't really like answering questions about my personal life Gary...I find it rather too, well...personal..

GARY- Not a problem........some people say you're gay -is that true?

FRODO- Well, I did just point out that all that kinda stuff is a bit too personal...

GARY- Did you here that ladies and gents?! Mr.Baggins has just addmitted he is gay!

FRODO- NO I DIDN'T !!!!!! I mean in the script I am, but not in real life!

GARY- (shuffles through note cards) Yes, so what's it like being gay?

FRODO- PARDON?

GARY- You say your character is gay...how is like to play a gay hobbit?

FRODO- Oh..err.....well It is quite different to what I'm used to if you know what I mean...seein as I'M NOT GAY!

GARY- (takes notes: can't admit to being gay) But your character does fall for the charms of Aragorn correct?

FRODO- Yes.

GARY- How do you think Aragorn reacts to that fact?

FRODO- What the real Aragorn...or the one in the show?

GARY- (looks at note cards) ARAGORN!

FRODO- WHICH ONE???????

GARY- ANYWAY! What was it like being almost eaten by a giant turtle?

FRODO- sorry?

GARY- In the fith episode you barely escape from the clutches of an evil GIANT TURTLE!

(the audience gasp: OHHHHHHH AHHHHHHHHH)

FRODO- Oh er yeah...well....erm...

GARY- And I believe you were naked aswell?

FRODO- Yes..erm..I was....

(audience: MMMMMMMMMMMMMM!!)

GARY- Were you embarassed about the whole ordeal?

FRODO- Not really, I mean I'm an actor arn't I? PLus the fact, i had loads of support from the rest of the cast!

GARY- I bet you did.....

FRODO- Sorry?

GARY- ANYWAY, That's all we've got time for folks...so let's give it up for MR. FRODO BAGGINS!!!!!!

FRODO- erm...thanks

AUDIENCE- WHOOOOOO! YAY! GO FRODO! WHOOOOOOOO!!

GARY- Thank you fro watching....and GOODNIGHT!

theme music come on, and we see Gary waving to the cameras, Frodo is being carried away by the crowd.

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