Biting weeds...ow. Not fun.
This is supposed be a teaser: Tease...tease...
Frody needs a pencil...poor li'l guy. This could be the start of a really long annoying subplot.
How the conversation really went between Denethor and Pippin in the pyre-room.
An account of the forging - er, knitting - of the One Sock of Power by the Ultra Evil Dark Lord Sockron... And look! There goes the Next-To-The-Last-Alliance!
Legolas and Gandalf are planning Gimli's gruesome death, while Frodo begins to find Aragorn strangely attractive...
Once more, I warn you - the insanity begins
Some time ago, when part of this came out in shorter form in "How to Die in Middle-earth" it was requested that I expand and resubmit it sepertly. Well, here it is, longer. The first part is the same, though. Note: if you haven't read the other it's NO PROBLEM. This is seperate and whole.
Basically, Gimli has been found again in the forest, along with Merry and Pippin (who seem to taken on a Tarzan theme). Legolas, is gutted that this GAY DWARF is now being welcomed back into the Fellowship -and decides to take drastic action!
The insanity begins...
Humourous musing by Balrog, as the Fellowship approaches