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10 Signs You Are In Middle-earth
April 3, 2007
Submitted By Almond Puff
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10. You think you are being followed by the ghosts of dead Mounties.
9. You now have a bad case of arachnophobia.
8. The cruise you are going on is only a one-way trip.
7. You find yourself in the middle of a conversation with a large Chia Pet, who hates hastiness.
6. The elves (who seem much taller than you imagined) cannot tell you what you will be getting for Christmas because they claim they do not know any Santa Claus.
5. There is a ban on spelunking due to recent deaths.
4. When you give someone a friendly “Good morning”, they interrogate you about its real meaning.
3. You realize that money does not grow on trees... But mallorn leaves do!
2. When you ask if anyone has heard of The Lord of the Rings, they shudder and run away.
And the number one reason that you know you are in Middle-earth:
You are approached by hole dwelling children who claim they are older
than you are.
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You meet great looking guys who you think are about 30, but are really 80!
Comment by Telre - April 4, 2007 @ 5:48 PM
Lol, that's really funny. :P
And I agree with Telre! :P
Nim
Comment by Nimhiril - April 8, 2007 @ 8:44 PM
I love number 4 and 1. :D
Comment by Kiriwana - April 10, 2007 @ 4:15 AM
Haha hilarious!!
Espcially #4 and #8! =D
Comment by ~*Enaira_of_Imladris*~ - April 14, 2007 @ 6:19 PM
Oooo forgot the rating...
Comment by ~*Enaira_of_Imladris*~ - April 14, 2007 @ 6:19 PM
Lol, nice. I like 4 and 5.
Comment by Elrohiril - April 18, 2007 @ 1:55 PM
you dump your boyfriend for legolas
Comment by Lord Kayasin - May 5, 2007 @ 6:43 AM
Good one, Telre and Kay! =D
Comment by Almond Puff - May 6, 2007 @ 8:00 PM
thats funny i like no. 1
After drinking with several tall blond men with pointy ears you wonder why you're naked doing the conga and their looking at their fingertips.
Comment by Lanzy - August 30, 2007 @ 8:34 AM
you have a friend named Sam who keeps calling you Mr. (insert your name)
you start wearing rings on a chain necklace
a bunch of really ugly guys start wearing metal and bang heavy spears on the ground.
your friend starts saying "forty-one, forty-two, forty-three,..." when you are playing videogames
a guy in white robes hits you in the head with a pretty stick
Comment by manofwater - December 23, 2007 @ 12:50 PM
lol these are really good!
Here are some more:
You go to get a drink of water and instead of your reflection, you see your hometown being sacked and burned
You are the only human without a beard
You discover solid proof that dinosaurs and humans did live at the same time
Dumbo's ears are big enough to stretch from one horizon to the other
Someone tosses your class ring into an active volcano
you have a near-death experience involving a bright light and a beautiful woman with pointy ears leaning over you.
You try to play a game of marbles and when you win the biggest one, a wizard calls you a fool.
Comment by Phantasm - January 23, 2008 @ 6:20 PM
When you notice that all the jewellry stores and rings shop in town are being robbed by a gang dressed in black robes.
Comment by Aldalas - September 10, 2008 @ 8:14 PM
Haha! Those were hilarious, and Manofwater the one about the video game was GOOD!
Comment by Frodo Baggins - November 20, 2008 @ 3:48 PM
You notice you get one of the closest weapons to a lightsaber.
And a creepy little monster keeps running after you're gold ring.
Comment by Frodo Baggins - November 20, 2008 @ 3:55 PM
You notice you get one of the closest weapons to a lightsaber.
And a creepy little monster keeps running after you're gold ring calling it his precious and claiming it's his.
Comment by Frodo Baggins - November 20, 2008 @ 3:58 PM
Before you play the final battle in you're video game, Aragorn gives a long speech on how today is not that day.
And when you have some friends over, while you're showing one of you're friends to his room, Merry, Pippin and Sam barge in and Sam starts insisting on giving you longshanks
Comment by Iron Grasp - November 21, 2008 @ 11:51 AM
You go to check into a hotel, and the short person in-front of you is given accomodations for "little folk".
Comment by Amelia Elf - January 6, 2009 @ 4:04 PM
When your boyfriend proposes to you, instead of giving you your ring, he decides to keep it, and won't stop muttering, "it's MINE my OWN, my PRECIOUSSSSS."
You go horseback riding, and you keep hearing the riding instructors talking to the horses in elvish.
While you're still horseback riding, you come accross a beautiful white horse. When you ask if you can ride him, the teachers insist that he needs an experienced rider who can ride bareback and who is worthy of such a steed.
Comment by Amelia Elf - January 6, 2009 @ 4:09 PM
You find it very difficult to get a suitable tool(as you could not find a razor) with which to trim your growing beard.
Comment by galadriel's_secret_lover - June 10, 2009 @ 10:02 AM
You find it very difficult to get a suitable tool(as you could not find a razor) with which to trim your growing beard.
Comment by galadriel's_secret_lover - June 10, 2009 @ 10:03 AM
you awake to find an oversized frog trying to try on your jewlery.
you put your dog on a leash and it rolls around screaming "It burns, IT BURNS!"
Comment by frodolives668 - July 13, 2011 @ 1:38 PM