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July 10, 2006
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“Another meeting with Lord Elrond” he mumbled as the maid left him to get dressed.
After 10 minutes and a lot of frustration Legolas was dressed. He reached out onto his dressing table and picked up his brush quietly singing so no one could hear
‘I'm a Barbie girl in the Barbie world
Life in plastic, it's fantastic
You can brush my hair, undress me everywhere
Imagination, life is your creation ‘
After checking to see if anyone was around he sang louder and started to dance
’I'm a Barbie girl in the Barbie world
Life in plastic, it's fantastic
You can brush my hair, undress me everywhere
Imagination, life is your creation ‘
He jumped onto his bed dancing, singing so loud he woke his father.
’I'm a blonde single girl in the fantasy world
Dress me up, take your time, I'm your dollie
You're my doll, rock and roll, feel the glamour and pain
Kiss me here, touch me there, hanky-panky’
Thranduil put on his robe and started the long walk to his sons room
’I'm a Barbie girl in the Barbie world
Life in plastic, it's fantastic
You can brush my hair, undress me everywhere
Imagination, life is your creation ‘
Meanwhile Legolas was singing louder and louder. Dancing more and more
’Make me walk, make me talk, do whatever you please
I can act like a star, I can beg on my knees
Come jump in, be my friend, let us do it again
Hit the town, fool around, let's go party ‘
Thranduil reached the East wing were his sons room was located
'Im a Barbie girl in the Barbie world
Life in plastic, it's fantastic
You can brush my hair, undress me everywhere
Imagination, life is your creation ‘
Legolas didn’t notice his father's footsteps in the hallway because he was singing so loudly.
’I'm a Barbie girl in the Barbie world
Life in plastic, it's fantastic
You can brush my hair, undress me everywhere
Imagination, life is your creation ‘
Just then Thranduil walked into his room
“ LEGOLAS, What do you think your doing” he yelled
The singing and dancing stopped
“n..n..nothing ada” His quiet voice replied
“Nothing, you woke half the castle!!!!!!!”His father said a little calmer than before
“I…uh..Wont do it again”Legolas replied
“There better not be or you WILL regret it, Understand”
“Yes ada”
Thranduil walked out of the room
THE NEXT MORING
Thranduil is dressed. He reaches out for his brush and starts singing
‘I'm a Barbie girl in the Barbie world
Life in plastic, it's fantastic
You can brush my hair, undress me everywhere
Imagination, life is your creation’.....
A/N My friend was going through all my fanfics and challenges and she told me to put this up
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... 15 Comments
Lol, quite interesting. I haven't heard or read that song in ages. :)
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Comment by Nimhiril - July 10, 2006 @ 11:58 AM
I don't get it...r u saying that Legolas is gay? if u r then u should expect an angry mob of teenage girls at ur door any second.
Comment by kctasmania - July 22, 2006 @ 11:49 PM
I don't get it...r u saying that Legolas is gay? if u r then u should expect an angry mob of teenage girls at ur door any second.
Comment by kctasmania - July 22, 2006 @ 11:50 PM
I don't get it...r u saying that Legolas is gay? if u r then u should expect an angry mob of teenage girls at ur door any second.
Comment by kctasmania - July 22, 2006 @ 11:51 PM
that was soooo funny!!! I laughed my head off!!!
Comment by elerrina_narloth - July 25, 2006 @ 8:37 PM
That is so funny! Cute, too. I enjoyed it. I think it would have been nicer if you continued on with it. But besides that, hilarious!
Comment by imiriel - July 28, 2006 @ 7:24 PM
you're brave to have Legolas sing that song!
Apart from it being shocking.. it was priceless!!!!
Thought it was fun.
U do realize some of his fans aren't gonna love it!
As i said you're very brave.
Comment by clavina - July 30, 2006 @ 8:12 AM
I'm usually annoyed with the "vain Legolas" stuff, but this was hilarious!
Comment by Alcariel - August 29, 2006 @ 4:09 PM
wow, thanks a lot! you just totally ruined legolas for me. i didn't laugh.
Comment by Aliflaire - February 17, 2007 @ 8:42 PM
Aliflaire... I have seen a lot of derogitory things about Legolas, and trust me, this is not the worst. Lighten up, it was funny...
You are right, though. Whenever I watch the movies or read the books now, I start cracking up when I see him...
Comment by Lady Elwen - February 24, 2007 @ 2:48 PM
Wow, kinda weird.
Comment by Elrohiril - April 18, 2007 @ 2:27 PM
Legolas isn't gay! Besides they didn't have gay peaple in Middle Earth so, Legolas simply isn't.
All the same it was pretty funny, though.
Comment by whatspotatoesprecious - November 20, 2007 @ 4:22 PM
gay or not, he is like that...in the movie! I hated the movie Legolas and all the movie elves compared to how I imagined them in the books.
Comment by Phantasm - January 23, 2008 @ 4:10 PM
have you seen the youtube version? the one with leggy not orlando
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Comment by Anonymous - December 2, 2008 @ 7:51 AM