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THE LOTR OSCARS!!!!!! - the best. book version

March 22, 2006
Submitted By karanahobbit/elf

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And now,the moment very few of you have been waiting for,THE LOTR OSCARS! Best ringbearer goes to......... Bilbo Baggins! Nominees were as follows.Frodo Baggins,Sam Gamgee, Sauron and Isildur .

Best support goes to Sam Gamgee,hands down.Nominees,all Fellowship. Most valiant:ummmmmm. hmm. It was tied,all cast.

Sorry.Moving on.Coolest villian wasarth Maul? Hey! Wait a minute!Who's been oh. thats better.Now, let's see.....Ah. Thats better .Says.....GOLLUM!(wild cheers.) Nominees were Sauron,Saruman,Grima Wormtounge,Bill Ferny,Ted Sandyman and the Sackville-Baginses. Best team was a tie between Sam&Frodo,Merry&Pippin and Legolas&Gimli.

Last:Most fangirls:tie Legolas and Frodo won,and oh wait another Mary-Sue vote,settling it.Legoles won. Sorry Frodo fans. until next time,folks! Goodbye!

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