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Caption Contest 75!!! - King of the Golden Hall!
September 5, 2004
Submitted By ElvenArcher
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As always, the only prize is "the satisfaction of a job well done". Last week's winner was Lalaith-Elerrina with:
"Don't tell Mrs. Maggot I told you this, but that funny cap of hers? She wears it to hide her bald spot." To see previous caption contests, click the link atop this page.
This week's winner was Lanthiriel with:
"Grima cringed as Theoden, for the tenth time that day, began singing a slightly off-key 'Stop in the Name of Love'. "
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Eowyn is bored with the game of Charades
Comment by Elmtree - September 5, 2004 @ 3:38 PM
Theoden not being used to the film industry waves to the camera "hey mummy" "anyway grima i want you to banish my nephew eomer."
Comment by Raistlin_warog - September 5, 2004 @ 4:14 PM
Theoden: "I stand before you now to tell you about a pill.......................the purple pill called nexium"
Comment by pellenor8989 - September 5, 2004 @ 4:23 PM
Alright, already! If you promise to stop singing Eensy Weensy Spider, I'll promise to tell Eowyn I'm not really Santa Claus!
Comment by Lalaith-Elerrina - September 5, 2004 @ 6:05 PM
In order to counter Gandalf's "exorcism," Theoden attempts to employ the infamous Jedi mind-trick.
Comment by Ravennelle - September 5, 2004 @ 6:06 PM
King Theoden teaches Grima and Eowyn the macarena!
'Ok put this hand out, now the other...'
A la tuhuelpa legria macarena
Que tuhuelce paralla legria cosabuena
A la tuhuelpa legria macarena Eeeh, macarena!!
or
I come in peace!
Comment by Aiediel - September 5, 2004 @ 6:51 PM
Eowyn has heard the joke before.
Comment by amowse - September 5, 2004 @ 7:58 PM
I swear I'm telling the truth, Aragorn! The one in love with you is Grimma, not Eowyn.
Comment by eressea-isilme - September 6, 2004 @ 3:26 PM
Théoden: How, Kemosabe!
Comment by Iarwain~Ben-adar - September 6, 2004 @ 4:21 PM
Grima: 'No, no, my lord! The "live long and prosper" greeting isn't done like that. Let me show you - drat this arthritis!.
Comment by pippinsqueak - September 6, 2004 @ 5:14 PM
Hold on there, Tex! Before you date my daughter, here, there is this little question and answer session that you need to go through with me, her brother, and a few other hand picked men...
Comment by Hale - September 6, 2004 @ 10:14 PM
Theoden: How! Me Chief Flying Eagle. Where you hide Princess Tiger Lilly. If she not back by sunset, burn 'em at steak.
Comment by Arwenslove - September 7, 2004 @ 12:01 PM
Rehersal for the "A Modern Rudolph Special"
Grima (elf)-Please Santa I want to be a dentist
Theoden (santa)- Talk to the hand
Eowyn (Mrs. Claus)- You two are so imature
Comment by alkin - September 7, 2004 @ 12:09 PM
Grima employs his talents, giving all in Theoden's house a makeover:
Grima: "And voila!"
Theoden: "No, no, it's all wrong! Just look at my hair!"
Eowyn: "I don't know, does this perm make me look... drab?"
Comment by Luthienshadows - September 7, 2004 @ 2:24 PM
Grima: I'm melting, nooooooooooo. Bright lightssss.
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
Theoden: "And to you, Frodo Baggins I give..... Wait! Who's scipt is this?!?!
Comment by LuthienTinuviel45 - September 7, 2004 @ 2:34 PM
Greetings. Live long and prosper.
Comment by gonturan - September 7, 2004 @ 6:31 PM
Theoden: "E.T. phone home."
Comment by LadyKatherine - September 7, 2004 @ 8:14 PM
Theoden: "Oh my gosh, my back just gave out!"
Comment by LadyKatherine - September 7, 2004 @ 8:15 PM
Eowyn really regretted trying out that cheap home perm kit she found in the cupboard.
Comment by Alcina - September 8, 2004 @ 6:09 AM
Thats it, Grima! First you steal my sword, but you went too far when you hid my razor!
Comment by elyra_woodelf - September 8, 2004 @ 9:38 AM
...And amid the tension and confusion, Theoden king arises suddenly shouting "Stop! Hammerhand time!"
Comment by bird - September 8, 2004 @ 10:28 AM
"and may you all be my whitness that on this day i swear that if i ever find who turned me into Dumbledoor........"
Comment by striderchick - September 8, 2004 @ 6:25 PM
Eowyn sighed as Gandalf's prediction proved true, they had all grown old listening to Theoden's speech.
Comment by Warrior_Maiden - September 9, 2004 @ 12:59 AM
Benerd Hill: ah I GOTTO GO NOW!!!
looking at the script) is thats part of the movie?
Peter Jacsond
Comment by Maranwe-Ar-Feiniel - September 9, 2004 @ 6:53 PM
Theoden: Grima, I sentence you to death for braiding my hair in my sleep!
Comment by enlome - September 9, 2004 @ 9:23 PM
Theoden: I swear! Saruman braided my hair when he possessed me!
Comment by enlome - September 9, 2004 @ 9:33 PM
Grima: Please don't be mad! I just don't want to play patty-cake anymore!
Comment by enlome - September 9, 2004 @ 9:39 PM
Theoden: Grima! If you don't "High Five" me, I'm going to let Eowyn kick you butt!
Comment by enlome - September 9, 2004 @ 9:53 PM
WHAT is your name?
WHAT is your quest?
WHAT is the capital of Assyria?
Comment by Ceyxa - September 10, 2004 @ 8:30 AM
Stop!
Who approacheth the Riddermark of Death
Must answer me
These questions three!
Ere the other side of Eoywn he see!
Comment by Ceyxa - September 10, 2004 @ 8:32 AM
Theoden: "No Gima. It's not a question of where he grips it, It's a simple matter of weight - ratios ... A five-ounce bird can not carry a one pound coconut."
Comment by Ceyxa - September 10, 2004 @ 8:38 AM
"No, Theoden, to correctly greet a Vulcan you must SPREAD your middle and ring fingers!"
Comment by Ugluk - September 10, 2004 @ 2:50 PM
Theoden: Please sir stop trying to eat my boots!!
Comment by alkin - September 14, 2004 @ 11:50 AM
theoden: HOW for now!!!!!!!!!!
(from the tv thing, how2)!!!
lol
Comment by eyowin - September 14, 2004 @ 12:12 PM
Theoden: Talk to the hand because the face doesn't want to hear it anymore!
Comment by enlome - September 14, 2004 @ 3:41 PM
Grima: Do you swear to tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth so help you God?
Comment by enlome - September 14, 2004 @ 3:49 PM
Aragorn, Legolas and Gimli struggled in vain to remain awake and attentive, as Gandalf had been unable to do, as Theoden, Eowyn and Grima ran through their progressive mime.
Comment by Warrior_Maiden - September 16, 2004 @ 2:10 AM
PJ finally convinced Bernard Hill that Bernard would be a perfect model for the Argonath
or
Theoden-"What think you, Eowyn?"
Eowyn-"Grima did better on the manicure then the pedicure, but dont you think a french would have been better than hot pink?"
Comment by elyra_woodelf - September 23, 2004 @ 1:52 PM
Live long and prosper! King of the goldin orbit.
Comment by IrishDancinHobbit - September 23, 2004 @ 5:41 PM
Grima cringed as Theoden, for the tenth time that day, began singing a slightly off-key 'Stop in the Name of Love'.
Comment by Lanthiriel - September 29, 2004 @ 12:03 PM
Theoden:" Whoa, dude, total space-out! Like, hello, pretty bunnies!"
Grima:" Sire, there ARE NO pretty bunnies!"
Eowyn:" Grima, give it up, he IS on medication, after all."
Comment by loralie - October 3, 2004 @ 7:28 PM
Theoden:"Talk to the hand Gandalf! I don't need no hate!" "Grima get up befor I slap you silly!"
Grima:"I can't I have a catch in my back!"
Comment by IrishDancinHobbit - October 5, 2004 @ 8:52 AM