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Caption Contest 72!!! - The UnCut Scouring of the Shire!
July 18, 2004
Submitted By ElvenArcher
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Yes, the Scouring of the Shire was cut from the Peter Jackson movie, but we have it here in the Caption Contest (courtesy of the Bros Hildebrandt).
Think of a humorous caption for this image, and post it in the "Comments" section of *this page*. You can click the thumbnail to see a larger image (if you dare), but be sure to return to THIS page BEFORE posting your caption.
Remember, Tolkien Online is a "family friendly" site, so keep all captions clean and "G-rated".
As always, the only prize is "the satisfaction of a job well done."
Last week's winner was Iarwain-Ben-adar with "After hearing the story all his life, Pippin finally musters the courage to rub Gandalf's tummy to see if it really brings good luck."
To see this and other past caption contests, click the "caption contest" link atop this page.
This week's winner was naurghash with:
"Kenny Rogers called his therapist as the hobbit nightmares grew more virulent."
Runner up was:
IrishElf* with
"I TOLD you that you should have taken that Parenting Course..."
To see all the captions, click the "comments" on this page.
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... 43 Comments
We may be small, but we bight hard.
Comment by Feiniel - July 18, 2004 @ 12:29 PM
Early forms of baseball were much more brutal.
Comment by Elmtree - July 18, 2004 @ 1:07 PM
"Rock... Rock.... Rock!!!"
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(anyone who did not see Galaxy Quest will not "get" this one
Comment by Elmtree - July 18, 2004 @ 1:08 PM
Butterbur: "See! I told you that we should of brought ale to the party!"
Radgast:"I thought that a nice mathom* would be fine!"
*see the fellowship of the ring BOOK
Comment by Maranwe-Ar-Feiniel - July 18, 2004 @ 2:07 PM
Man with Sword: "It's a bird...no. It's a plane...no. It's...?"
Flying Hobbit: "It's Super-Cannonballing-Hobbit-With-Club-Boy! Prepare to be Smited, she-man!"
Comment by Luthienshadows - July 18, 2004 @ 2:52 PM
You know this would never had happened if you had not insisted on ducking through the pass.
Comment by GoldenWrym - July 18, 2004 @ 3:44 PM
"THE EWOKS ARE COMING! THE EWOKS ARE COMING!... Wait, did they SHAVE?"
H.R. and Drummer of Westmarch
Comment by Harpist_of_Rohan - July 18, 2004 @ 3:46 PM
Man #1: "You couldn't hit me if I stood right in front of you!
Hobbit with club: "Yeah, but I could! *whacks man in the head w/club*
Comment by Lindoriel - July 18, 2004 @ 5:43 PM
Welcome to Munchikin Land, Dorothy!
Comment by gonturan - July 18, 2004 @ 6:43 PM
Following the very late arrival of the 14.30 from Euston, Richard Branson is waylaid and attacked by agry forced-perspective customers
Comment by eborr - July 19, 2004 @ 1:59 AM
Bow and Arrows: 15 gold
Handy wood axe: 10 gold
Usable horn: 20 gold
Watching you and your comerades being attacked and beaten by creatures 5 years older than you and 2 feet shorter than you: priceless
Comment by pellenor8989 - July 19, 2004 @ 7:59 AM
Concept artwork for Stephen King's "The Children of the Corn"
Comment by James_The_Red - July 19, 2004 @ 9:32 AM
There they are! Get them! They stole the cookies from the cookie jar!
Comment by Cuivienen7 - July 19, 2004 @ 5:36 PM
Egad! I told you we shouldn't pass through the shire during Big-Folk hunting season!
Comment by Lalaith-Elerrina - July 19, 2004 @ 7:09 PM
Man with sword- THEY'RE AFTER ME LUCKY CHARMS!!!
Comment by alianastigracelane - July 19, 2004 @ 7:42 PM
The Souring of the Shire - Twee Illustrator completes picture with no reference to book at all in vain attempt to out Disney, Disney.
Comment by Anthshan - July 20, 2004 @ 5:06 AM
I am Robin-Hobbit, and this is my band of merry...erm...Halflings!
____or____
Wait a minute! There's something stuck in this horn!
____or______
The group of renegade Hobbits attacked producers, infuriated at the cut of scourging of the Shire.
_____or____
Hobbit w/ club: 3...2...1, BUNGEE!
Comment by Computermouse - July 20, 2004 @ 12:50 PM
The Hildenbrant brothers find out, the hard way, that their work looks nothing like Middle-earth, and Merry and Pippin were angered by this painting.
or
The hobbits find out that Sharkey is not a shark, and the shire is not full of rats.
Comment by Witch-King-of-Angmar - July 20, 2004 @ 2:31 PM
The new Lord of the Rings musical.
Comment by Witch-King-of-Angmar - July 20, 2004 @ 2:33 PM
During their travels in Sherwood forest, the elderly Robinhood and Little John, where once again angered by the neighborhood children tresspassing on their lawn.
Comment by lordelrond#1 - July 20, 2004 @ 4:49 PM
Man w/ sword: I see dead people
Man w/ club: I do to, us!
Comment by pellenor8989 - July 20, 2004 @ 6:40 PM
"Tune in tonight to GondorTV for the long awaited shocking special feature, 'When Hobbits Attack!'"
Comment by Silveraven - July 21, 2004 @ 3:34 AM
Kenny Rogers called his therapist as the hobbit nightmares grew more virulent.
Comment by naurghash - July 21, 2004 @ 12:05 PM
What's up with the pipeweed these days? It must a real kicker!
Comment by -Gorthaur- - July 21, 2004 @ 1:16 PM
Its Hobbit Week on the Discovery Channel * cue Jaws theme...*
Comment by Maranwe-Ar-Feiniel - July 21, 2004 @ 8:29 PM
...and tonight on Caught on Tape Extreme Edition : "When hobbits go hog wild."
Comment by eowyn1420 - July 22, 2004 @ 7:22 AM
realize they never should have left Sherwood Forest for Eire, the land of the Wee Folk.
S o S
Comment by SonOfSaradoc - July 23, 2004 @ 6:36 PM
Never insult a hobbit
Comment by Feiniel - July 24, 2004 @ 11:48 AM
What's up with the pipeweed these days? It must be a real kicker!
Comment by -Gorthaur- - July 24, 2004 @ 1:37 PM
And Mr. Radagast sir, MORE hobbits!
Comment by Maranwe-Ar-Feiniel - July 24, 2004 @ 3:56 PM
Comment by Alouzon - July 24, 2004 @ 7:23 PM
The Munchkins are coming!
Comment by Elrohiril - July 25, 2004 @ 10:43 PM
Tolkien was too afraid people would criticize him if he intended to put in the real Dagor Dagorath.
or.....
Yes. Hobbits did fight in the Final Battle.
or.....
The real Dagor Dagorath.
Comment by Witch-King-of-Angmar - July 26, 2004 @ 5:08 PM
Whack-A-Mole: Magically amusing, or tragically confusing?
Comment by smeaglesprecious - July 27, 2004 @ 4:44 PM
In a world with back-to-front dyslexia:
The hobbits find out the ruffians krapped their horses in the party field again.
or.................
Ruffians: Oh no! We've had too much to drink again!
Comment by Witch-King-of-Angmar - July 28, 2004 @ 1:58 PM
What's in your wallet?????
Kepp smiling
Comment by Lady_of_the_Rings - July 29, 2004 @ 7:27 PM
'For God's sake, just give them the rest of the breadcrumbs!'
Comment by IrishElf* - July 30, 2004 @ 8:09 AM
I TOLD you that you should have taken that Parenting Course...
Comment by IrishElf* - August 3, 2004 @ 1:28 PM
After 16 days straight of maintaining their frozen positions, they all finally realized that there was, in fact, nobody else playing.
Comment by smeaglesprecious - August 3, 2004 @ 8:52 PM
They should have given the Hobbits candy! when they asked for it!!
Comment by IrishDancinHobbit - August 9, 2004 @ 3:16 PM
Todays topic, when good Hobbits go bad!
Comment by IrishDancinHobbit - September 3, 2004 @ 10:40 PM
After much abuse from the press, George Bush's family goes mad.
Comment by Stormlord - July 27, 2006 @ 4:01 AM
After much abuse from the press, George Bush's family goes mad.
Comment by Stormlord - July 27, 2006 @ 4:01 AM