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Caption Contest 68!!! - Galadriel!

May 12, 2004
Submitted By ElvenArcher

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Galadriel, Lady of Light!

This week we've again chosen an image that is not from the film. Galadriel reveals her elven ring to Frodo and Sam! (who appear to be out of the picture at the moment-- hmm... maybe she's not revealing it to Frodo and Sam... maybe there's another reason she's standing like this...)

Think of a humorous caption for this image, and post it in the comments section of THIS page. You can click the thumbnail to see a larger image, but be sure to RETURN TO THIS PAGE BEFORE posting the caption. Do not post on the page with the larger image.

Remember, TolkienOnline is a "family friendly" site, so keep all captions CLEAN and G Rated.

Last week's winner was Frelga with 'Gimli: "Looks like meat is back on the menu, boys!"' To see this and other past caption contests, click the "caption contest" link atop this page.

Happy Captioning!

This week's winner was "deadmarshes10" with "How many Galadriael's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? "

runner up was dsfromnj with " It's my life dream to stand in New York harbor waving at the ships! "

There were many good captions this week- click the "comments" section to see them all!

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  1. The Lady Galadriel could only stare in shock after Tinkerbell defeated her in armwrestling for the fourth straight time.

    Comment by Seribaba - May 12, 2004 @ 8:38 PM

  2. I hail thee, squeezably, elvin soft Charmin.

    Comment by DianaDragonfly - May 12, 2004 @ 10:38 PM

  3. Eisner comes under fire once again when Disney's "The Life Of Marie Curie" flops at the box office.

    Comment by TheLidlessEyes - May 13, 2004 @ 1:54 AM

  4. Showing that Elves really aren't as graceful as they lead everyone to believe, Galadriel trips and does a face plant in the seeing water.

    Comment by Stupid_Orcs - May 13, 2004 @ 5:56 AM

  5. And then the Angel of the Lord appeared unto Mary saying...

    Comment by theneonfish - May 13, 2004 @ 9:07 AM

  6. Blast these robes! How am I supposed to wash my hands without getting my sleeves wet?

    Comment by theneonfish - May 13, 2004 @ 9:08 AM

  7. After Celeborn forgot to pay the rent, Galadrial is forced to live in Crazy Ed's Christmas Tree Farm.

    Comment by theneonfish - May 13, 2004 @ 9:10 AM

  8. Galadrial: Can you see it now?
    Frodo: Yes ma'am. It's exactly 42 inches from your waist to your ankles.

    Comment by theneonfish - May 13, 2004 @ 9:12 AM

  9. Galadrial rushes to water after a cooking incident catches her oven mit on fire.

    Comment by theneonfish - May 13, 2004 @ 9:19 AM

  10. Oh Celeborn, Celeborn
    Wherefore art thou Celeborn
    Deny thy father and refuse thy name
    Or if thou wilt not be but sworn my love
    and I'll no longer be an elf.

    Comment by Arwenslove - May 13, 2004 @ 10:30 AM

  11. "Wow, my finger glows! Lookit it glow! Wheee!"

    Comment by sila555 - May 13, 2004 @ 1:21 PM

  12. It is not commonly known, but Galadriel had auditoned for the part that Julie Andrews got in The Sound of Music. Unfortunately, she just didnt fit the image of a young nun very well so they gave it to Andrews.

    Comment by Singingfox73 - May 13, 2004 @ 3:12 PM

  13. To the envy of Frodo, Galadriel got a cool glow in the dark ring from the gumball machine and all he got was a crummy possessed one.

    Comment by Stupid_Orcs - May 13, 2004 @ 8:02 PM


  14. Star light, star bright...if i can't be anorexic, make the rest of the elves fat!

    Comment by prettygaladriel - May 14, 2004 @ 12:21 AM

  15. hee hee

    Comment by GreenKnight - May 14, 2004 @ 4:20 AM

  16. I sang of sleeves as big as THIS,
    And sleeves like curtains grew....

    Comment by naurghash - May 14, 2004 @ 7:00 AM

  17. "Birdbaths for sale! Buy one and get your past, present and future revealed for free! Buy two and get this cool Ring of Power free!
    And the price... just three strands of dwarf hair each!"

    Comment by Anorelen - May 14, 2004 @ 9:13 AM

  18. Galadriel knew that today all the stars line up perfectly so their collective energy would enter her ring, be reflected back and forth until it was the size of a giant laser, and fry Mordor off the map.

    Comment by Ugluk - May 14, 2004 @ 9:29 AM

  19. Galadriel: This is Nenya, ring of- hey where ya going you stupid little bugger??!!!

    Comment by IrishElf* - May 14, 2004 @ 10:44 AM

  20. ... would you paint the darn picture already??!! I'm starting to cramp up here!"

    Comment by NS_Exile - May 14, 2004 @ 10:58 AM

  21. Galadriel stumbled back in terror as the largest firefly she'd ever seen began attacking her hand.

    or:
    So you saw a star through my finger, Samwise? Huh, Gimli claims my hands are translucent, but I've never been known to be transparent!

    Comment by Tuima - May 14, 2004 @ 2:24 PM

  22. I should have known better than to grab a firefly out of mid-air. I had no idea they had stingers!

    Comment by Lalaith-Elerrina - May 14, 2004 @ 2:44 PM

  23. Frodo and Sam (in distance) NO DON'T GO TOWARD THE LIGHT!!

    Galadriel: But... I can't help it... it's just...so...beautiful!

    *zap*

    Comment by lordelrond#1 - May 14, 2004 @ 5:36 PM

  24. Caught lip-syncing into her mirror again, Galadriel freezes in embarrasement in the high beams of her border patrol's new Hummer...

    Comment by Elone_forgottenofRivendel - May 14, 2004 @ 5:38 PM

  25. To turn green
    Or Not to turn green
    That is the Question

    Comment by ddraigwen - May 14, 2004 @ 7:36 PM

  26. How many Galadriael's does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

    Comment by deadmarshes10 - May 15, 2004 @ 4:24 AM

  27. Galadriel was very upset when she was not picked to play the roll of Glenda the good witch in The Wizard of Oz elvin school play.

    Comment by Pippinsgurl - May 15, 2004 @ 7:01 PM

  28. Hey, I had no idea it did that... it was good to have retinas though.. my ring is sooo cool...

    Comment by -.inwe.- - May 15, 2004 @ 8:18 PM

  29. It's my life dream to stand in New York harbor waving at the ships!

    Comment by dsfromnj - May 15, 2004 @ 8:45 PM

  30. "Bolg up to bat.... Legolas pitches a fast ball . AND Its a pop fly to center field! ... shes back..she reaches.....She catches it!!!!! to make the last out of the game!!!! The Elves take the Orc 12 to 11!!! "
    (Crowd cheers)

    Comment by EntwifeLost - May 16, 2004 @ 12:15 AM

  31. "And in place of a Dark Lord, you shall have a Que...*eyes go big* Ooooooh, shiiiiney!"

    Comment by Luthienshadows - May 16, 2004 @ 12:36 PM

  32. galadriel just couldn't do it, she knew she'd throw a gutterball for the 12th staight time.

    Comment by orcdestroyer - May 16, 2004 @ 4:45 PM

  33. "Hoggle, I told you faeries don't bite, so stop - OW! You stupid little faerie! I hate faeries! This isn't fair!"

    or

    "Go back to Willow and Dorothy! The crown is mine!" Galadriel mocks to Cherlindrea and Glenda while striking a pose for the formal gown portion of the Prettiest Witch Pagent.

    Comment by Stupid_Orcs - May 16, 2004 @ 8:02 PM

  34. Suddenly, Galadriel regretted seeing the future. No, she did not like this week's winning caption at all.

    Comment by StriderC - May 16, 2004 @ 9:51 PM

  35. And finally a hesitant thought came to Galadriel: was it wise trading Nenya for this flashing GI Joe decoder ring?

    Comment by StriderC - May 16, 2004 @ 10:07 PM

  36. Tentacles waving, Celeborn's Enchanted Gag prepares to put a sock in Galadriel's three-day infatuation with Enya's 'Only Time'.

    Comment by naurghash - May 17, 2004 @ 7:56 AM

  37. And now what ship will bear me hence,
    Across so wide a sleeve... er, sea?

    Comment by naurghash - May 17, 2004 @ 8:57 AM

  38. Give me your tired, your poor
    Your huddled masse yearning to breathe free

    Comment by bilbo@luckynumber.com - May 17, 2004 @ 10:04 AM

  39. Galadriel lovingly looks at her ring after saving it from the elvish public toilet

    Comment by Dimwitted_Dunadan - May 17, 2004 @ 10:50 AM

  40. Just to scare the hobbits, Galadriel prepares to hit Nenya's de-Gauss button.

    Comment by naurghash - May 17, 2004 @ 12:15 PM

  41. Galadriel signals a 'buy' on the new Elvish stock exchange.

    Comment by naurghash - May 17, 2004 @ 12:44 PM

  42. Galadriel, the new Lord of the Dance.

    Comment by gonturan - May 17, 2004 @ 5:33 PM

  43. Bad, wicked, naughty Zoot! She has been setting fire to our beacon, which--I have just remembered--is Galadriel-shaped. It is not the first time we have had this problem.

    Comment by Iarwain~Ben-adar - May 17, 2004 @ 6:17 PM

  44. Determined to outdo Feanor at last, Galadriel finally invented the cigarette lighter.

    Comment by Alcina - May 18, 2004 @ 10:58 AM

  45. "Galadriel was disappointed as she didn't get the part of the "candle on the water" in Pete's Dragon"

    Comment by LadyOcenia - May 19, 2004 @ 11:48 AM

  46. The Lady offered to provoke the Eye, if Sam would quarter some taters in the steaming mirror.

    Comment by naurghash - May 19, 2004 @ 1:48 PM

  47. Fresh reports of UFO sightings in Lothlorien, were proven to be false as Galdariel demonstrated how she achieved the "floating ball" effect.

    Comment by Scroozle - May 19, 2004 @ 5:55 PM

  48. Galadriel held her ring up to the light. If she stared at it long enough, she just knew that she could see her reflection.

    Comment by fantasybookworm - May 19, 2004 @ 5:55 PM

  49. Galadriel demonstrates that in Lorien, a caption contest can take any number of weeks

    Comment by naurghash - May 20, 2004 @ 9:26 AM

  50. Galadriel: There! It only takes ONE Elvish queen to change a lightbulb...Satisfied,Celeborn?!

    or

    Galadriel: Can you hear me now??

    Comment by Rushlight - May 20, 2004 @ 7:16 PM

  51. Few now know that Lorien was the site of the first dish-TV.

    Comment by naurghash - May 21, 2004 @ 8:45 AM

  52. Before the Mosquito Magnet, Galadriel proved she could eat thousands in a single night.

    Comment by naurghash - May 21, 2004 @ 9:01 AM

  53. Not content with using Christmas lights to create surreal effects in Galadriel's eyes, PJ's crew decided to drape them around her hands, as well.

    Comment by Frelga - May 21, 2004 @ 11:40 AM

  54. You know what, Fodo, you can just keep your tacky Ring. Mine *GLOWS*!
    ___or____
    My ring's the prettiest! Na-na-na-na-na!
    ___or___
    ...It not only looks beautiful, but it can also serve as a flash-light or a night-light for all fearfull kiddies!
    ___or___
    Wow! I never realized that my ring glows in the dark!

    Comment by Computermouse - May 21, 2004 @ 5:04 PM

  55. If a stand just right i can make my finger glow...see now thats the magic of yoga

    Comment by naryatheringoffire - May 22, 2004 @ 3:15 PM

  56. Her ring suddenly burst into light, and Galadriel froze like a deer in headlights.

    Comment by laurelin_elise - May 22, 2004 @ 8:57 PM

  57. Galadriel leads the Lorien team to victory over Shire as she gracefully slam-dunks the glowing basketball.

    Comment by Frelga - May 24, 2004 @ 11:45 AM

  58. im not galadriel! cant you tell? i look like MIRANDA OTTO, okay? MIRANDA OTTO!

    Comment by _darkangel - May 24, 2004 @ 7:32 PM

  59. as the mysterious ring of power touched her finger, galadriel felt a strange urge to sing "this little light of mine."

    or

    "it's still night, and not a single bird has come to my BRAND-NEW bird bath!"

    or

    frodo and sam: GET OFF THE STAGE! YOU CANT SING!!!

    Comment by _darkangel - May 24, 2004 @ 7:36 PM

  60. i see... in the future... TWO MORE BLOCKBUSTERS AND A WHOLE LOTTA MOOLAH!

    Comment by _darkangel - May 24, 2004 @ 7:38 PM

  61. ooh! yay! i LOVE when i get a prize in my cereal!

    Comment by _darkangel - May 24, 2004 @ 7:40 PM

  62. i can see the light!

    or

    but... i dont understand... it was supposed to play "old macdonald" too...

    or

    frodo: my ring is more powerful! nyah!
    galadriel: well, my sleeves are bigger!

    Comment by _darkangel - May 24, 2004 @ 7:48 PM

  63. Delighted to have 3 more F-18's landing in the Naith, Galadriel invites them to 'call the ball'.

    Comment by naurghash - May 25, 2004 @ 4:53 AM

  64. Galadriel: I don't know... it seems a little showy for my taste...
    Frodo: Oh, darlin', no! You're a queen, you want showy. And just shee how lovely your complexion looksh in thish light!

    Comment by Tuima - May 25, 2004 @ 10:58 PM

  65. After an Age of Atkins dieting, the Lady kills an entire Elvinos deep dish pizza, her support girdle exploding from her waist with a blaze of light and a mighty belch.

    Comment by naurghash - May 26, 2004 @ 10:28 AM

  66. Galadriel- My precioussssssssss......

    Comment by Muriel_Sol - May 26, 2004 @ 10:44 AM

  67. But when the Lady tried answering the whole 'chicken and egg' thing for Sam, feedback blew Nenya's 10amp scrying fuse like a party favor.

    Comment by naurghash - May 26, 2004 @ 10:57 AM

  68. To much laughter, Galadriel strikes a pose at the lawn masquerade. "You know Stephen King? I'm Carrie's Mom."

    Comment by naurghash - May 26, 2004 @ 11:23 AM

  69. (looking in the water)of all the foul and disgusting things, you are the worst. begone o vile and despised creature. oh-is that my reflection? i am so ashamed...

    Comment by Aris_ElvenWarrior - May 26, 2004 @ 4:35 PM

  70. Not to be outdone, Frodo showed off his ring by tap-dancing on Gadadriel's robes.

    Comment by smeaglesprecious - May 26, 2004 @ 6:16 PM

  71. *Galadriel's robes

    Comment by smeaglesprecious - May 26, 2004 @ 6:18 PM

  72. GALADRIEL:*maniially*...and now, i shall magnify the light of the moon and be transported into a place called "disneyland" and purchase all their souvieners!!!! Hahahahahahaha!!!!

    Comment by Lady_Rider - May 27, 2004 @ 1:21 PM

  73. At her Extreme Makeover reveal, Galadriel is thrilled with the chin implant

    Comment by naurghash - May 28, 2004 @ 6:42 AM

  74. Galadriel finaly snapped and now she thinks she's
    E.T. and that her alien companions abandoned her on this strange little planet.
    Celeborn:" Yes, is this Happy Ed's esylum for suff-
    ering, deranged and stressed-out rulers?Yeah, my wife has lost it. Seventy dollars up-front to inroll her?
    That's great. Yeah, Yeah, I'll bring her over right
    away. Yeah, thanks, bye.......Galadriel, sweetie...."
    " *grunt, grunt* E.T. phone home! Phone-home,
    phone-home!"

    Comment by loralie - May 28, 2004 @ 1:29 PM

  75. Frodo and Sam were walking down a strange golden
    path when Frodo turns to Sam and says:" Sam, I don't think we're in Middle Earth anymore!"
    A Glowing pink orb came floating down, landed on top of Sam, and then out comes Galadriel!
    " Hello! I am the White witch of the North!"
    Frodo:" WHAT!? No red shoes?!"
    Galadriel:" What do you think I am? The white wich of the North?"
    Sam:*moan!* O, my spleen! Your pointy, razor-sharp heels are poking my spleen! *COUGH, COUGH,
    COUGH!*

    Comment by loralie - May 28, 2004 @ 2:11 PM

  76. Galadriel's ring reacted suddenly bursting out with a peircing light as the White Lady sang:
    "The Phaaaaaaaaaantom of the Opera is here inside my mind!!!!"

    Comment by Elsieana - May 28, 2004 @ 7:47 PM

  77. Look! I caught one, I actually caught one! I CAUGHT A FAIRIE! Wait! Don't move, you don't want to scare it, it might leave and take this lovely light with it. Just look what it does for my complexion.

    Comment by laurelin_elise - May 29, 2004 @ 10:18 AM

  78. Galadriel finally reveals the ture way to capture a star's light.

    Comment by rilgania - May 29, 2004 @ 6:04 PM

  79. "Ring, ring, on my finger, ........does this go with my eyes?????"

    Comment by Galabrien - June 1, 2004 @ 9:01 AM

  80. Celeborn: No, no, a little to the left...perfect! No way! That wasn't even close to being pass interference! You'd think for the Super Bowl they'd hire fair refs!

    Galadriel: Football is all you ever think about, you didn't even notice my highlights or that I've been dieting my butt off, literally!

    Celeborn: TOUCHDOWN! No, don't run off Galadriel! They still have to kick the extra point! Great, now I'm losing reception.

    Comment by Aneilyn - June 1, 2004 @ 7:04 PM

  81. Not even Nenya could get wild carrot out of centipede grass.

    Comment by naurghash - June 2, 2004 @ 11:06 AM

  82. 'Diminish'ing to 3" tall, by modern times Galadriel could only find work at a souvenir shop posing in a snow-globe.

    Comment by naurghash - June 2, 2004 @ 11:49 AM

  83. Galadriel stares in shock And dismay as Tinkerbell- sore loser extrordinarre- cuts off Neya, Galadriel's sourse of pixie dust.

    OR....

    You cant have it Elrond!NOOOoooooo! Not the Lghtsaber!

    Comment by Maranwe-Ar-Feiniel - June 3, 2004 @ 1:58 PM

  84. "You cant have it Elrond!NOOOoooooo! Not the Lghtsaber!" Not My Precious!

    Comment by Maranwe-Ar-Feiniel - June 3, 2004 @ 2:01 PM

  85. Though they'd been at it since noon, the Lady was shocked at Haldir's language as she guided his efforts to dislodge her new stunt kite from the rose arbor.

    Comment by naurghash - June 4, 2004 @ 9:30 AM

  86. Using Nenya to test her peripheral vision, Galadriel discovers a decline brought on by not blinking.

    Comment by naurghash - June 4, 2004 @ 9:43 AM

  87. "Romeo, Romeo. Where for art thy Romeo? To deny thy-"

    What? That isn't the wrong script! No, that's what you gave me, wait just a second. Elijah!

    Comment by Antira*Luthien* - June 4, 2004 @ 12:29 PM

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