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Caption Contest 67!!! - And more dwarves.....
May 5, 2004
Submitted By ElvenArcher
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Here is Gimli, sitting casually, smoking his pipe, pondering.
What is he pondering? What's going on here?
Think up a humorous caption for this image, and post it in the comments section of THIS page. You can click on the thumbnail to see a larger image, but be sure to come back to THIS page before posting your caption. Do not post on the page with the large image.
Remember, Tolkien Online is "family friendly" so keep all captions "clean" and G rated.
As always, the only prize is the "satisfaction of a job well done."
Happy Captioning!
Last week's winner was theneonfish with "Having sung that stupid song one too many times, the Lollipop Guild finally snaps." To see this and other past captions, click the "caption contest" link atop this page.
This week's winner was Frelga with: 'Gimli: "Looks like meat is back on the menu, boys!"
Runners up were: "I wonder if that sword of Frodo would glow next to dead orcs?"
"Gimli waited patiently for Legolas to walk beneath his trap so he could pull the lever and cover the pansy elf with horse manure"
and
"I'm strong to the finish 'cause I eats me spinach I'm Gimli the Axe-Wielding Dwarf. Toot! Toot!"
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Comment by Elmtree - May 5, 2004 @ 7:40 PM
Um... what the title said.
Comment by Aramel - May 6, 2004 @ 1:38 AM
Okay, I've got my corncob pipe... Now all's I need is a Santa suit, and then I'll be getting more attention than that nancy of an Elf!
Comment by Lalaith-Elerrina - May 6, 2004 @ 7:28 AM
" Ok, Aragorn, I know we haven't eaten for a long while , but this wasn't my idea of dinner....."
Comment by Anorelen - May 6, 2004 @ 8:04 AM
Gimli sits grumpily on the 'smoked' orc after getting mixed up with his ax and pipe : killing the orc with the pipe's noxious smoke and (attempting )to smoke with his ax handle.
Comment by Dimwitted_Dunadan - May 6, 2004 @ 8:12 AM
Just look at that elf! He does one fancy trick with a shield and some stairs, and suddenly all the girls flock to him, less kills or not.
Comment by Ral - May 6, 2004 @ 12:58 PM
Legolas: *points at Gimli* Behold children, the effects of smoking!!!
Comment by Vanéa - May 6, 2004 @ 5:13 PM
"I'm strong to the finish 'cause I eats me spinach I'm Gimli the Axe-Wielding Dwarf. Toot! Toot!"
Comment by Iarwain~Ben-adar - May 6, 2004 @ 7:28 PM
"I wonder why Peter asked me to sit like this with a pipe in my mouth?"
OR
Here is Gimli wondering whether Legolas knew that the last orc in his count was dead before he swung his axe.
Comment by cleverer_radagast - May 6, 2004 @ 7:31 PM
"Do I look like J.R.R to you?"
Can I have Jenifer Garners signiture, now that I have slaughtered them for you ?
Comment by Legolases_eyes - May 7, 2004 @ 12:50 AM
See, Legolas? This is what happens when Uruks wash their hair too much.
Comment by Rana-Minethlos - May 7, 2004 @ 8:27 AM
"Poker? Why, my dear Elf, I'd love to have a high-stakes round. Just let me pull up my E-Z-corpse..."
Comment by Ugluk - May 7, 2004 @ 8:43 AM
Yes, I said "nervous system". Not to mention a massive leak in his circulatory system. And you really don't want to hear about his digestive tract.
Comment by Frelga - May 7, 2004 @ 10:43 AM
Gimli: Alright, I know I'm awful at rowing those elven boats, but Legolas didn't have to rub it in by getting me this stupid rowing machine!
Comment by LilyfromBree - May 7, 2004 @ 5:54 PM
Gimli consoles himself with a smoke after yet another bad break-up.
Comment by lómiodien - May 8, 2004 @ 7:18 AM
Whilst having a relaxing smoke of his pipe, Gimli wonders why it is that orc orgies always seem to end badly.
Comment by lómiodien - May 8, 2004 @ 7:21 AM
Come by my Orc Shop today and pickup the newest line of Orc Furniture to go with your living room, its the latest fad and all the kings are buying it. Come by today and catch my sale price, if you are shorter then me, you get half off
Comment by EorlTheYoung - May 8, 2004 @ 11:09 AM
Who does that elf think he is any way? I have rightfully won this compition!
Comment by *estelg* - May 8, 2004 @ 5:10 PM
I'm gonna kill that stupid elf for nominating me for "Pimp my Ride"!!!!!
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(To Legolas) See, look what happens to some one when they call me shortie!
OR
Orcs are bad, mmmmmkaaaaay! So kill orcs, cause their bad!
Comment by LuthienTinuviel45 - May 8, 2004 @ 5:29 PM
During the aftermath of a vigorous battle Gimli ponders the meaning of life and what possessed the Valar to put nancy boy elves on Middle Earth.
Comment by Warrior_Maiden - May 9, 2004 @ 12:49 AM
Gimli grips his axe in grim preparation after hearing one to many 'short people' jokes
Comment by Warrior_Maiden - May 9, 2004 @ 12:50 AM
Is he thinking what I'm thinking?
Comment by IrishElf* - May 9, 2004 @ 10:48 AM
Gimli one ups Rodin's "The Thinker" by presenting a living work of art - "The Smoker."
or
"No no no Legolas, you're painting my bad side. My left side is my good side! See how the light touches my nose? Be sure to get the twinkle in my eye. I want this to look good for dad."
Comment by Stupid_Orcs - May 9, 2004 @ 11:59 AM
Gimli: What are you looking at, Elf? Its not my fault we spent too much time talking and bragging about our orc count that we only got 6!!!
Comment by ScentedElf - May 9, 2004 @ 9:18 PM
John Rhys-Davis looks critically at PJ as he suddenly realized that the Black Riders look exactly the same as the Grim Reaper from The Frighteners.
Comment by theneonfish - May 11, 2004 @ 6:21 AM
Gimili wonders how he can fix his wedgy without the Elf noticing.
Comment by theneonfish - May 11, 2004 @ 6:26 AM
Gimili waited patiently for Legolas to walk beneath his trap so he could pull the lever and cover the pansy elf with horse manure.
Comment by theneonfish - May 11, 2004 @ 6:28 AM
The state of the art Tick-Tock 2000© sits down and waits patiently after Aragorn forgot to wind up his "Orc Killing" knob.
Comment by theneonfish - May 11, 2004 @ 6:35 AM
Gimli: What do you mean I need Anger Management?
Comment by what_about_Gimli - May 11, 2004 @ 10:34 AM
Hmmm...I need a brush..a big one..I need to rebraid my beard...hmm..my axe could use a good sharpening,(Sniff sniff)I need a shower to.
Comment by Pippinsgurl - May 11, 2004 @ 11:10 AM
Gimli: Looks like meat is back on the menu, boys!
Comment by Frelga - May 11, 2004 @ 12:30 PM
Grunt....Blast a shame I didn't use preperation H.
Comment by TassleHoffe - May 11, 2004 @ 1:27 PM
I wonder if that sword of Frodo would glow next to dead Orcs?
Comment by Hobbit-lass - May 11, 2004 @ 7:54 PM
Gimli: I showed that old nut! Saying that his beard was fluffier than mine!
* And that is thre real reason why Tom Bombadil was not in the movie *
Comment by Frelga - May 12, 2004 @ 4:50 PM
Legolas finaly got a chance to play his praticall joke on Gimli, by gluing his butt to a uruki
Comment by IrishDancinHobbit - September 5, 2004 @ 1:02 PM
Gimli: "So... Legolas... You were saying that you got how many Orcs?"
OR
Well, it is comfortable than than the ground, I guess...
Comment by Lady Elwen - February 24, 2007 @ 2:39 PM