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Caption Contest 64!!! - Eowyn confronts the Witch King!

March 22, 2004
Submitted By ElvenArcher

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"Eowyn sees her chance as the Witch King's robes unexpectedly tickle the Fell Beast's armpits."

 

Continuing our 'Damsels Confront Reptillian Beasties' theme from last week, we have Eowyn confronting the Nazgul and his Nasty Mount! Once again we're using an illustration (this week's by Peter Xavier Price) rather than a movie shot.

Think of a humorous caption for this image, and post it in the comments section of this page. You can click the thumbnail to see a larger image, but be sure to come back to THIS page before posting your caption. Remember, Tolkien Online is a 'family friendly' site, so keep all captions clean and "G" rated!

As always, the only prize is "the satisfaction of a job well done.

 

 

This week's winner is naurghash with:

 

"Eowyn sees her chance as the Witch King's robes unexpectedly tickle the Fell Beast's armpits."

 

Runners up were  theneonfish with:

 

"It was at this point that Joan of Arc being to realize that maybe she really was just crazy after all" 

 

and Stupid_Orcs with:

 

"The Witch King smacked his beast to gain its attention and shouted, "If I've told you once, I've told you a hundred times! NO MORE ARIA'S!"

 

 

Other top captions were:

 

"Having finally had enough, April picks up a sword and decides to take on Shredder and his mutant chicken... alone. "

 

"Don't worry, sir! I'll rescue you from that overgrown Venus Fly Trap!"

 

"Eowyn: Merry! Do you want to stop crying and help me over here?!!! "

 

"For the last time, Faramir, your costume looks fine! Now, come on or we're going to be late for the party!"

 

and

 

"Merry: Where are you going?

 Eowyn: I'm going to get my gun"

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To see all the captions, click the "comments" below.

 

 

  

Last week's winner was Lalaith-Elerrina with "Well, this is what I get, ordering an iguana off of ebay."  To see last week's contest, and other caption contests, click the "caption contest" link atop this page.

 

 

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... 79 Comments

  1. "Now open wide and say 'AAAHHHHH!'"

    Comment by Elmtree - March 22, 2004 @ 9:29 AM

  2. Dragon thingy: Hurry up and fill my cavity. I'm getting tired of this position.

    Comment by Arwenslove - March 22, 2004 @ 10:26 AM

  3. Eowyn suddenly regrets agreeing to scrape the plaque from the Fell Beast's teeth....

    Comment by Ugluk - March 22, 2004 @ 10:47 AM

  4. Eowyn uses The Force to tear the Fell Beast in half.

    Comment by Ugluk - March 22, 2004 @ 10:48 AM

  5. Eowen: Hello! My name is Eowen of Rohan, you kill my uncle! PREPARE TO DIIIIIIEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!

    Witch King: Stop saying that!

    Comment by Alphedhel - March 22, 2004 @ 11:49 AM

  6. Nazgul: down! Fifi, down! It's time for your annual Checkup! This lady here is a certified dentist!!
    Fell Beast: RAHGRHGAHRHAH!!!


    um.... ok...

    Comment by wandering_dryad - March 22, 2004 @ 11:53 AM

  7. Music: Its just a jump to the left...
    Eowen: And then a step to the riiiiiiiiiiiight!
    Witch King: Put your hands on your hips...
    Fell Beast: And pull your knees in tiiiiiiiiiight, and its a pelvic thruuuuuuuust thats gonna drive you insaaaaaaaaaaaiiiiiiiaaaaaaaaane.
    All: LET'S DOOO THE TIIIME WARP, AGAIIIIN!

    Comment by Alphedhel - March 22, 2004 @ 11:55 AM

  8. eowyn: hey why don't you pick on your someone your own size.

    witch king: like you

    eowynops


    there was alittle boy in the picture

    Comment by elrin - March 22, 2004 @ 12:48 PM

  9. Eowyn: Yes, I can see that your tonsils are swollen. Now hold still and it will be over in a moment.

    ~Loth

    Comment by Lothloriel - March 22, 2004 @ 12:56 PM

  10. "Geez!" thought Eowyn, "I wonder what he's overcompensting for."

    Comment by Drogulus - March 22, 2004 @ 1:16 PM

  11. Eowyn was not impressed by the fell beast's most leathal attack: a giant hair ball deposited at her feet.

    Look ma! No arms!

    Merry: Crap, crap, crap! I spilt my Kool-Aid everywhere!

    The Witch King smacked his beast to gain its attention and shouted, "If I've told you once, I've told you a hundred times! NO MORE ARIA'S!"

    Comment by Stupid_Orcs - March 22, 2004 @ 1:19 PM

  12. Is that a Fell Beast you are riding or are you just really glad to see me?

    Comment by Frelga - March 22, 2004 @ 2:02 PM

  13. Eowyn: Have you ever heard of a breath mint?

    Comment by enlome - March 22, 2004 @ 2:21 PM

  14. Eowyn: Now kiss me you hansome devil you!

    Comment by enlome - March 22, 2004 @ 2:23 PM

  15. Eowyn: That's it! You did it! I told you that if you called me Legolas one more time, I would chop off your HEAD!!!!

    Comment by enlome - March 22, 2004 @ 2:24 PM

  16. Eowyn: Let me guess, did you have some pork today with a side of dwarf?

    Comment by enlome - March 22, 2004 @ 2:25 PM

  17. Eowyn: Merry! Do you want to stop crying and help me over here?!!!

    Comment by enlome - March 22, 2004 @ 2:26 PM

  18. Nazgul: Shire ... Baggins ...
    Eowyn: Uh, hello? We're not in the Shire and I'm not "Baggins" so get with the program!

    Comment by enlome - March 22, 2004 @ 2:28 PM

  19. Eowyn: I know you wanted a kiss after our first day and all, but I'm not really for a french kiss right now.

    Comment by enlome - March 22, 2004 @ 2:30 PM

  20. Don't worry, sir! I'll rescue you from that overgrown Venus Fly Trap!

    Comment by Lalaith-Elerrina - March 22, 2004 @ 2:41 PM

  21. E: Thank you, you're too kind! So, what about those Moria Orcs? PU!! No wonder they never leave their caverns, it's not the sun it's the flies! Oh, stop! So anyway, an Orc, a Troll, and a Dwarf walk into a pub...

    Comment by TiJean - March 22, 2004 @ 2:55 PM

  22. Witchking to Beast: I'm not changing the bit until you take it back about my new glowing contacts!

    Comment by Tuima - March 22, 2004 @ 4:05 PM

  23. Merry: Give me two seconds, Eowyn, I think I lost my elven-brooch... be right with ya...

    Witchking: You look like a GIRL!
    Eowyn: That's what I am, half-wit!
    Witchking: yes, but today you look it!
    Eowyn: Well, girl or not, I can still whip you!
    Fell Beast: Ha!
    (For all who have seen Ever After...)

    Witchking: You're going to use THAT to do dental work on my Fellie?

    Fell Beast: Hey, hey look, Eowyn, I can roll my tongue!

    Comment by Tuima - March 22, 2004 @ 4:15 PM

  24. Eowyn: "Boy, you need a tic-tac or somethin' 'cause your breath STINKS!!"

    Comment by Arwen32315 - March 22, 2004 @ 4:20 PM

  25. Eowyn: Not exactly a knight in shining armor, are you...

    Comment by gonturan - March 22, 2004 @ 4:26 PM

  26. "The better to eat you with my dear! Arrrrr!"

    Comment by Iarwain~Ben-adar - March 22, 2004 @ 5:46 PM

  27. Eowyn: Nice teeth

    Comment by lady_nande - March 22, 2004 @ 7:14 PM

  28. The fell beast's deadliest weapon: foul breath.

    Comment by Elwin_Halfelven - March 22, 2004 @ 9:23 PM

  29. Merry: Eowyn! I've got an idea! When I count to three, I'll get on my hands & knees and you push the Beast over! It's Brilliant!

    Eowyn: Brilliant!

    Comment by Galder - March 22, 2004 @ 10:59 PM

  30. Eowynk,little fella...oh,well,big fella.....stay still while I cut your head off.
    Witchking:*Looks at a piece of paper vaguely familiar to a bill*You mean all this meat's only worth twenty bucks??

    Comment by Eilorhel - March 22, 2004 @ 11:26 PM

  31. "Little Shop, Little Shop of Horrors..."

    Comment by Cuivienen7 - March 23, 2004 @ 6:18 AM

  32. Eowyn: That's much better, now just stand up straighter and you'll have a much clearer sound.
    Fell Beast: Okay, teacher. Laaaaaaaaa! The Hiiiiiiiiiiiiills aaaaaaare aliiiiiiiiiiiive with the sooooound of muuuuusiiiiiiic!
    Eowyn: Good, you know your opera voice is really improving!

    Comment by ElanorBaggins - March 23, 2004 @ 7:48 AM

  33. It was at this point that Joan of Arc being to realize that maybe she really was just crazy after all.

    Comment by theneonfish - March 23, 2004 @ 8:19 AM

  34. Having finally had enough, April picks up a sword and decides to take on Shredder and his mutant chicken... alone.

    Comment by theneonfish - March 23, 2004 @ 8:50 AM

  35. Expecting a Fell Beast, Eowyn was not quite prepared for the Nazgul to show up riding an angry Chocobo.

    Comment by theneonfish - March 23, 2004 @ 8:55 AM

  36. After some convincing plastic surgery, Gene Simmons really is a Knight in Satan's Service.

    Comment by baldspyre - March 23, 2004 @ 9:03 AM

  37. Eowyn decided she must be on the wrong stage when the witch king asked, " What's your favorite scary movie?"

    Comment by baldspyre - March 23, 2004 @ 9:08 AM

  38. Failed resturaunt Ideas:

    Jurassic Medieval Times

    Comment by baldspyre - March 23, 2004 @ 9:11 AM

  39. pippin: we're gonna die. we're gonna die and i haven't had second breakfast yet.

    eowyn: pippin shut up and help me. i'll buy you second breakfast for the rest of your short life.

    Pippin: alright just say the word and i'm on it

    Comment by elrin - March 23, 2004 @ 12:48 PM

  40. Inconceivable!

    Comment by Stupid_Orcs - March 23, 2004 @ 1:00 PM

  41. Eowyn to Witchking:
    "No, we cannot keep him! 'He followed me home,' doesn't cut it, mister! Now take him back where you found him before he eats anyone else!"

    Comment by grey_companion - March 23, 2004 @ 1:41 PM

  42. Gene Simmons and the Rocky Horror picture show... PRICELESS! now for the caption

    Fellbeast: CAMELOT!!
    Eowyn: Dude, it's just Minas Tirith?!

    Comment by lordelrond#1 - March 23, 2004 @ 3:31 PM

  43. Eowyn *singing*: I WANNA KISS YOU BUT YOUR LIPS ARE VENIMOUS POIIIIISON!!

    Comment by lordelrond#1 - March 23, 2004 @ 3:40 PM

  44. Eowyn is about to get in big trouble with the PETA.

    Comment by Hobbit-lass - March 23, 2004 @ 4:02 PM

  45. And the Fell Beast proves that you don't have to be a member of Kiss to have a long, pointy tongue...

    Comment by elf_of_doriath - March 24, 2004 @ 10:35 AM

  46. Eowyn sees her chance as the Witch King's robes unexpectedly tickle the Fell Beast's armpits.

    Comment by naurghash - March 24, 2004 @ 12:24 PM

  47. little joey horrifies his dentist with his awfull gum care............
    orrrrr......
    the Vet considers retiering after trying to treat Mr.Johnasanns"dog"

    Comment by *~Linsul~*~Songbreeze~* - March 24, 2004 @ 2:57 PM

  48. See? Now if you want legs like these, you're going to have to cut back on the fell meat and go for the low carbs!

    Comment by daughterofpaladin - March 24, 2004 @ 2:59 PM

  49. Eowyn desperately tries to distract the fell beast from pippin,who is crawling on the ground looking for his lost contact............

    Comment by *~Linsul~*~Songbreeze~* - March 24, 2004 @ 3:00 PM

  50. good 1 daughter of paladin!!!

    Comment by *~Linsul~*~Songbreeze~* - March 24, 2004 @ 3:01 PM

  51. It's Merry, not Pippin.

    Comment by NienorNiniel - March 24, 2004 @ 10:36 PM

  52. how could i have 4-gotten that?*shakes VERY blonde head....*

    Comment by *~Linsul~*~Songbreeze~* - March 25, 2004 @ 11:13 AM

  53. Eowenk open wide!Hmmmmm...hmmmmmm...
    Foul Beast:Well?
    Eowen:Yup that tooth is defanitly roten.I'm afraid I'll have to pull it.
    Foul Beast:Are you crazy!?!I can't stand that kind of pain!
    (Foul Beast shuts mouth tight.)
    Witch Kingh stop being such a whiney baby and let her pull it already!
    Foul Beasth alright but make it fast...please!
    Eowenk here we go.
    (Pluck)
    Foul Beast:AAHHHHHHHH!The pain!The torture!The agony!Make it stop!
    Eowen:It's when patiants like you come in that I feel like I need a raise!

    Comment by Pippinsgurl - March 25, 2004 @ 6:16 PM

  54. The Nazgul checks the script as Eowen roars back at the Fell Beast.
    _____________________

    (Men In Black

    Eowen: Eat Me!!! EAT MEEEE!!!

    Comment by Alphedhel - March 26, 2004 @ 7:19 AM

  55. Fell Beast: I don't want to be a chicken. I don't want to be a duck. So I shake my butt...

    Comment by Alphedhel - March 26, 2004 @ 7:21 AM

  56. Fell beast: I'm an angry gumball!!

    OR

    Fell Beast: Dyslexics of the world UNTIE!!!!!

    Comment by Alphedhel - March 26, 2004 @ 11:36 AM

  57. As a desperate attempt to distract the fell beast, Eowyn asks what he does during his spare time. The fell beast soon demonstrates the possitive outcome of his opera lessons.

    or

    Eowyn: ok Merry, whatever you do, don't move! It can't see you if you don't move

    or

    Eowyn:I see those Crest White strips are quite effective!

    Comment by LuthienTinuviel45 - March 26, 2004 @ 1:45 PM

  58. This year's newest high weapon for use on the battlefield - protective cloaks that stand up all by themselves, and even wield your mace for you.....

    Comment by Alcina - March 27, 2004 @ 3:08 AM

  59. The newest advanced weapon for use on the battlefield were in use- protective cloaks that stand up all on their own and even wield your mace for you, no arms required.

    Comment by Alcina - March 27, 2004 @ 3:10 AM

  60. now that definately is gonna have to be pulled

    Comment by frodolives8908 - March 27, 2004 @ 7:59 PM

  61. "Good Fell Beast! Gooooood Fell Beast!! Who's a good boy! Who's a good boy!! Thats right... your a goooood boooy!"

    Comment by articusmaximus - March 28, 2004 @ 6:22 PM

  62. "Mr. Stork brings Eowyn her baby."

    (okay, it's an armored baby. He takes after his mother).

    ------------------

    "Cock-a-doodle-doo!!!"

    Comment by Elmtree - March 28, 2004 @ 7:17 PM

  63. Merry: Where are you going?
    Eowyn: I'm going to get my gun.

    Comment by captainofdespair - March 29, 2004 @ 7:55 AM

  64. She gets to lead the French to victory over the English. I get a guy with red, glowing eyes and fell-beast breath....

    Comment by aughra - March 29, 2004 @ 12:53 PM

  65. "Think that frightens me? I've smelled worse morning-breath from Aragorn!"

    Comment by aughra - March 29, 2004 @ 1:01 PM

  66. ha.

    Comment by *~Linsul~*~Songbreeze~* - March 29, 2004 @ 1:10 PM

  67. WiKi: No! BAD Fluffy! No sleepy! You can have your nap AFTER you've killed that woman! *pause* Wait a tic...WOMAN?!?! NOOOOOO, RUN AWAY, RUN AWAY!!!

    Comment by Cuiamin - March 29, 2004 @ 9:30 PM

  68. Merry came to regret doing shrooms at Bilbo's Farewell Party.

    Comment by naurghash - March 30, 2004 @ 2:13 AM

  69. Embarassed, Angmar realized that his beast wasn't angry at all: he'd landed with it's tail in the fire.

    Comment by naurghash - March 30, 2004 @ 2:46 AM

  70. WiKi: No! BAD Fluffy! No sleepy! You can have your nap AFTER you've killed that woman! *pause* Wait a tic...WOMAN?!?! NOOOOOO, RUN AWAY, RUN AWAY!!!

    (re-posted because I didn't have a subject the first time, and I couldn't edit.)

    Comment by Cuiamin - March 30, 2004 @ 11:37 AM

  71. I LOVE naurghash and Tuima's captions!

    Caption:

    "For the last time, Faramir, your costume looks fine! Now, come on or we're going to be late for the party!"

    Comment by PrincessofNumenor - March 30, 2004 @ 11:43 AM

  72. Eowyn: A Fell Beast? Now hold on a moment, the airflight velocity of a Fell Beast is-

    Comment by captainofdespair - March 30, 2004 @ 2:12 PM

  73. This is turambar

    Comment by arun_turambar - March 31, 2004 @ 2:29 AM

  74. oh Dear Mr. Fell that those wisdom teeth must certainly come out......

    Comment by Aralinda - March 31, 2004 @ 1:54 PM

  75. Witch King: But wait, you are no man...
    Ewoyn: (sobs) Do you have to rub it in?

    Comment by Warrior_Maiden - April 1, 2004 @ 5:17 AM

  76. In an attempt to break the ice, the fell beast and the Nuzgul whip out their Scary Movie impersonation by screaming WASSSSUP

    Comment by Warrior_Maiden - April 1, 2004 @ 5:21 AM

  77. Ewoyn- You said there was only two!!!

    Comment by deadmarshes10 - April 11, 2004 @ 6:41 AM

  78. ghjfgc

    Comment by MysteriousWanderer - May 7, 2004 @ 9:11 AM

  79. witch king: It's okay my darling, Eowyn's only going to use a sword to clean your teeth.
    fell beast: A sword? You idiot!
    (knocks Witch King off)

    Comment by kaldaka - March 15, 2005 @ 2:21 PM

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