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Caption Contest 61!!!! - Aragorn and Friends!

February 9, 2004
Submitted By ElvenArcher

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Aragorn froze as he felt Brego's Glock 7 pressed against his ribs. What the horse wanted he didn't know, but the Rohan horses always had been a little trigger-happy.

Brego was Aragorn's friend in the film. Anyone who understands Elvish heard him say so.

And from this image, I get the impression Brego was not Aragorn's only friend.

Think of a humorous caption for this image, and post it in the "comments" section of  this page.  You can click the thumbnail to see a larger image, but be sure to use  your browser's "back" button to return to THIS page before posting your caption!

Remember, TolkienOnline is a "family friendly" site so keep all captions "clean" and  G Rated.

Last  week's winner was naurghash, with:

 "Scratched and humiliated, Faramir returns from rescuing Buckles, Denethor's cat, from the White Tree."

 To see that and other past caption contests, click the "caption contest" link atop this page.

 

This week's winner is Ugluk, with

"Aragorn froze as he felt Brego's Glock 7 pressed against his ribs. What the horse wanted he didn't know, but the Rohan horses always had been a little trigger-happy."

 

Runners up were:

 

"Wingfoot they name you, eh? Well, Master Wingfoot, let's see you run. "

 

"The other horses watched in awe as Hasufel calmed the skittish Ranger with soothing noises. "

 

"The horses vote 'neigh' to the Paths of the Dead "

 

"Aragorn is not above singing "All the Pretty Little Ponies" to Brego everynight at bedtime."

 

"Hey, Brego, why the long face?"

 

"Aragorn desperately looks for an exit as he realizes Rohan isn't the best place to start a glue factory "

 

and

 

"OK. You guys vote for me for king ... and I'll outlaw double snaffle bits. Deal?"

 

 

Naurghash gets an honorable mention in this week's contest, too -

"Aragorn and Hasufel, locked in the same picture for weeks, lapse into uncomfortable silence."

And bravo to all those who posted captions regarding the extra long time this contest ran (sorry, guys!). Those captions made me laugh!

 


 

  

 

 

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  1. hey is that my ex?


    i hope that pretty girl doesn't notice the horse drool on my shirt

    brego, quit unbuttoning my shirt

    Comment by elrin - February 9, 2004 @ 4:21 PM

  2. Aragorn desperately looks for an exit as he realizes Rohan isn't the best place to start a glue factory

    Comment by Ral - February 9, 2004 @ 5:00 PM

  3. Aragorn takes the old saying of 'horse sense' way too far, asking Brego for dating advice.

    Comment by Ravennelle - February 9, 2004 @ 5:10 PM

  4. Aragorn obliviously scans the horizon for orcs as Brego munches his way up to the Evenstar necklace.

    Comment by Luthien_elentari - February 9, 2004 @ 5:25 PM

  5. Do you MIND, we're trying to have a moment here!

    Comment by Tuima - February 9, 2004 @ 5:29 PM

  6. Sauron: "No, Aragorn...I AM your father..."

    Comment by Elone_forgottenofRivendel - February 9, 2004 @ 5:50 PM

  7. jeez how long does it take to brush your hair, legolas was suppose to be here an hour ago


    pj, i think this horse likes me too much


    sorry i thought of something else

    Comment by elrin - February 9, 2004 @ 6:03 PM

  8. smelling a foul odor, Brego later on discovered that Aragorn forgot to wear his deoderent.

    Comment by LuthienTinuviel45 - February 9, 2004 @ 6:04 PM

  9. You see Brego that is what women are really like.

    Comment by EorlTheYoung - February 9, 2004 @ 6:49 PM

  10. i suck at posting funny captions, but i'll have to say i like Elone_forgottendaughterofRivendell's caption. that made me laugh!!!! they are all really good!!!

    Smaug

    Comment by Smaug_The_Great - February 9, 2004 @ 6:50 PM

  11. Aragorn: "No brego! for the last time i do not have any more carrots!"

    i never was good at funny things...

    Comment by Smaug_The_Great - February 9, 2004 @ 7:03 PM

  12. I really like Luthien_elentari's and Tumia's!

    Aragorn suddenly realizes that Brego wants to eat him...

    Okay, it was stupid, i know...

    Comment by _ring_bearer_ - February 9, 2004 @ 8:15 PM

  13. Whoooooa, what cologne is that, Aragorn? Verrry nice. Is it Ralph Lauren Romance?

    Comment by LOTRfreak02 - February 9, 2004 @ 8:19 PM

  14. Haha so funny! I like the glue factory thing.

    Comment by LOTRfreak02 - February 9, 2004 @ 8:20 PM

  15. "ehhh.... The Rohan wont let me borrow a horse aye...well, i'll....just...stick this one....down my tunic and...."

    Comment by ohtar - February 10, 2004 @ 4:29 AM

  16. Hasufel: "Hmmm, I wonder if that leaf is real...."

    Comment by bird - February 10, 2004 @ 4:45 AM

  17. This is not, funny...Stop it!

    Comment by lotrobsessed - February 10, 2004 @ 5:59 AM

  18. But he told me that horses only understand elvish...so he heard everything i said?...

    Comment by lotrfreak98 - February 10, 2004 @ 6:33 AM

  19. ...I love you just as much as I love Hidalgo."

    Comment by LadyMelia - February 10, 2004 @ 8:51 AM

  20. Peter Jackson says I have to ride Brego, and that's all there is to it! Your movie is coming soon!

    Comment by ElanorBaggins - February 10, 2004 @ 8:55 AM

  21. "Geez, Aragorn, stop looking at her and give me another sugar cube already! I'm been standing here looking cute and pathetic under all this leather for half an hour!"


    ~LS

    Phrase of the Week:
    "My ship works better when I kick it."
    --> Spike Spiegel; Cowboy Bebop, Session Eighteen: "Speak Like a Child"

    Comment by Lady_Shinigami - February 10, 2004 @ 9:42 AM

  22. Arwen: Aragorn, if you kiss that horse again, you better brush, floss, and mouthwash, or we're through!

    Comment by Arwenslove - February 10, 2004 @ 12:01 PM

  23. "Ssshhh...here comes Arwen!"

    Comment by Hale - February 10, 2004 @ 12:03 PM

  24. "Hey, look! There goes Seabiscuit! I wonder if Brego can go faster since he's from Rohan..."

    Comment by Elsieana - February 10, 2004 @ 3:47 PM

  25. Honestly, Brego, two guys shouldn't be this close!

    or

    What do you mean you only liked me for the lembas in my pocket?! I thought what we had was special!



    " I like leather, I rather fancy myself as a black panther" -Freddie Mercury

    Comment by lordelrond#1 - February 10, 2004 @ 5:24 PM

  26. Oh, Roheryn. How nice to see you...

    What?

    No, I'm not seeing a different horse! What makes you think that?

    Comment by gonturan - February 10, 2004 @ 7:10 PM

  27. Aragorn wonders if the look on Elrond's face has anything to do with the rumour that he is cheating on Arwen with a horse...

    and

    As Viggo stood oblivious, his co-star tried to get more screen space by nosing him out of centre frame.

    and

    Horse: Brrrr, do as I do, Aragorn, lower your eyes and maybe Arwen will be forgiving
    aragorn: Yeah.... thanks for the advice....

    and

    Sauron's new found ability to occupy the bodies of horses suddenly has possibilities for the Dark Lord.

    and I have waaaay too much time on my hands.

    Comment by solith_elf - February 11, 2004 @ 2:34 AM

  28. You know, Brego, I don't think these here Riders are gonna believe that I only stole you because you asked me to...

    Comment by LilyfromBree - February 11, 2004 @ 7:20 AM

  29. Aragorn: "No, I will not call you Ed, and stop calling me Wilbur!"

    Comment by Gastbona - February 11, 2004 @ 7:43 AM

  30. Hey, Brego, why the long face?

    Comment by Gastbona - February 11, 2004 @ 11:35 AM

  31. Brego: "I think you're the true king of the dance, Aragorn"
    ___________________________________
    Narrator:
    "LORD OF THE HORSES: FELLOWSHIP OF THE HORSE SHOE" Comming soon to a fanfiction near you.

    Aragorn: Is someone following us, Mr. Brego?

    Brego: It's Seabuiscut, he's been cantering behind us since Mordor.

    Narrator: Part of Gollum played by Seabuiscut.

    Comment by Alphedhel - February 11, 2004 @ 12:14 PM

  32. Brego thinks: Yummy, human! Could have used a wash though... oh well. CHOMP!

    Horse in the background: Hey that's my lunch! Stop luring it into a false since of security with your cuteness!!

    Comment by Alphedhel - February 11, 2004 @ 12:18 PM

  33. Aragorn: Your secret is safe with me Mr.Ed.... I mean Brego.

    Brego: Wilburrrr.

    that one really stinks but hey I try.

    Comment by Hallavasaion - February 11, 2004 @ 12:24 PM

  34. Brego: What have you been rolling in?
    _________________

    Brego: You smell like human Ellessar(sp?).
    _________________

    Aragorn is not above singing "All the Pretty Little Ponies" to Brego everynight at bedtime.
    _________________

    Brego: I said "MOO!!!" stupid human!

    Aragorn was begining to suspect he'd been in the sun too long when Brego started insulting him, and mooing.
    ________________

    Raised by horses, Aragorn is the true 'King of the Jun... er, Gondor!'
    _______________

    Aragorn: All infavor of running away say 'Niegh!!'

    Comment by Alphedhel - February 11, 2004 @ 12:27 PM

  35. . . .Brego and Aragorn discuss the referee's ruling. "That zebra was stupid. I still think the ball was out of bounds."

    Comment by Seribaba - February 11, 2004 @ 5:00 PM

  36. No Brego, not here. They just wouldn't understand.
    Conformist Pigs.

    Comment by Feadhel - February 11, 2004 @ 6:17 PM

  37. *Only until after Aragorn had seen a fellow warrier die did he understand why he was now missing a chunk of his arm, and where all the 'horses' had come from.

    *Just after Aragorn had finished convincing Brego that he was the finest horse in the land, Gandalf inconveniently happened to ride by on Shadowfax.

    Comment by smeaglesprecious - February 11, 2004 @ 7:43 PM

  38. Brego: Help! my nose hair is caught in your chain mail!


    OK, sorry, it's late and my brain fuses are blowing.

    Comment by Tuima - February 11, 2004 @ 9:20 PM

  39. Brego I thought you said elves where supposed to be nimble...

    Comment by Warrior_Maiden - February 11, 2004 @ 11:23 PM

  40. ....so that's why Ewoyn prefers to walk.....

    Comment by Warrior_Maiden - February 11, 2004 @ 11:24 PM

  41. Aragorn: Hey, that face armour kind of does something to me . . . I think I've been on this set too long!

    Comment by faramiriscool - February 12, 2004 @ 12:30 AM

  42. Aragorn ; Okay, stop fooling and tell me . . . which of you is really Brego. I've got a war to win!

    Comment by faramiriscool - February 12, 2004 @ 12:31 AM

  43. aragorn: I wanted to wear one of those cute leather masks too but PJ said No.

    Comment by faramiriscool - February 12, 2004 @ 12:33 AM

  44. "Man, I am so sick of looking at black leather day after day . . . . . why couldn't one of you wear purple or something?"

    Comment by faramiriscool - February 12, 2004 @ 12:35 AM

  45. Brego: They're all just jealous, Aragorn, ignore them . . .

    Comment by faramiriscool - February 12, 2004 @ 12:36 AM

  46. Brego: Psstt, hey Vig, how'd ya keep your mane so lustrous-looking? What's ya secret??

    Comment by faramiriscool - February 12, 2004 @ 12:38 AM

  47. Brego flutters his long eyelashes at Aragorn because Brego is really . . . . Delilah . . . horse in disguise!!!!!!

    Comment by faramiriscool - February 12, 2004 @ 12:42 AM

  48. In "Witness II", Mortenson returns as a jilted Amish farmer with an emerging decorative sensibility.

    Comment by naurghash - February 12, 2004 @ 1:55 AM

  49. Nice captions guys, personally I liked this one:

    Aragorn ; Okay, stop fooling and tell me . . . which of you is really Brego. I've got a war to win!

    They guys at school asked wheter I really had to laugh that loud, just lift my shoulders told them it was another LOTR joke, and they would`nt understand anyway :-)

    Comment by Dwarffriend - February 12, 2004 @ 2:23 AM

  50. Aragorn (sniffs): Have you been seeing... Asfaloth?
    Brego: Curse that elvish perfume!

    Comment by naurghash - February 12, 2004 @ 2:26 AM

  51. The horses vote 'neigh' to the Paths of the Dead

    Comment by naurghash - February 12, 2004 @ 3:17 AM

  52. Brego thinks, "Now if Arod can get his waistband all the way up over his forehead, it'll qualify as a 'Ring of Power' wedgie."

    Comment by naurghash - February 12, 2004 @ 4:06 AM

  53. Bribed by fangirls, Hasufel proceeds to eat away Aragorn's shirt.

    (I think it is Hasufel, not Brego? )

    Comment by Hobbit-lass - February 12, 2004 @ 5:30 AM

  54. Aragorn froze as he felt Brego's Glock 7 pressed against his ribs. What the horse wanted he didn't know, but the Rohan horses always had been a little trigger-happy.

    Comment by Ugluk - February 12, 2004 @ 7:48 AM

  55. As his shirt sewn by Arwen was torn away, Aragorn suddenly understood Legolas' advice to not put carrot sticks in his inside shirt pocket.

    Comment by Ugluk - February 12, 2004 @ 7:52 AM

  56. Quick! While no-one is looking, smear dirt on my shirt,make it look like I was actually doing something useful!

    and

    Yes, I am wearing a soft cotton shirt under this leather to avoid chafing. Say anything and I'll drag you through the Paths of the Dead and offer you to their King.

    and

    This is not funny. Being held hostage by my own horse does not inspire confidence in my followers.

    Comment by solith_elf - February 12, 2004 @ 9:48 AM

  57. Wingfoot they name you, eh? Well, Master Wingfoot, let's see you run.

    Comment by Frelga - February 12, 2004 @ 12:18 PM

  58. Aragorn stares at Gimli ontop of the collum, before it is to late to turn form is hello.



    Aragorn wounders if it was a good idea to tell his hourse he was being replaced with cocanuts.

    Comment by GoldenWrym - February 12, 2004 @ 4:08 PM

  59. Aragorn gives Eomer a searching glance after the Rohirrim turns his horse around and tells the future king to pay some attention to the other end of the creature for once.

    Comment by Echo_Starlite - February 12, 2004 @ 4:37 PM

  60. Aragorn suddenly realizes that Brego only likes him for his carrots.

    The fatal moment where Viggo is surrounded by too many horses.

    Comment by _ring_bearer_ - February 12, 2004 @ 7:31 PM

  61. USA Today 2024; "Tah tah ath tah tah taaahhh . . .we can report that the famous Lord of the Rings actor, Viggo Mortensen, has just completed his sixteenth straight horse movie. He just shouldn't look so good on a horse!"


    As you can tell, I also have too much time on my hands! F I C

    Comment by faramiriscool - February 13, 2004 @ 12:44 AM

  62. You people surf this site in SCHOOL???? What is the world coming to???!!!!!!

    PS Thanks for the kind words . . .

    Comment by faramiriscool - February 13, 2004 @ 12:47 AM

  63. Aragorn was so busy trying to choose between Eowyn or Arwen that he hardly noticed that Hasufel had formed an odd atraction to Arwen's pendent.

    Comment by frodo_luver01 - February 13, 2004 @ 10:31 AM

  64. faramiriscool: I surf it at school too! People always look at me but I don't care. One of my friends calls me and another friend "Ringies" like "Trekkies" except LOTR. lol

    Comment by Elone_forgottenofRivendel - February 13, 2004 @ 6:47 PM

  65. After four days with no food, Aragorn's hair was starting to look rather tasty to Brego . . .

    Comment by faramiriscool - February 14, 2004 @ 12:22 AM

  66. While Aragorn is distracted by a band of orcs dressed in drag, Brego, the secret spy of the dark lord, gives Aragorn a once-over for the ring as the rest of his gang forms a tight circle. We later learn that the dark lord has found a physical form, and Brego is in fact Sauron.

    Comment by Aduial - February 14, 2004 @ 1:02 PM

  67. Aragorn: Oh my god, they have direct tv here?
    Brego: shhh! don't let the other horses know!

    Comment by Aduial - February 14, 2004 @ 1:10 PM

  68. legolas quit teasing the warg and get on your horse, before mine eats me alive.

    tack-$135

    necklace-$50

    the look on your face as your horse steps on your foot- priceless, mastercard the only debit card in middle earth.

    sorry had to do that

    Comment by elrin - February 14, 2004 @ 5:58 PM

  69. Brego: and I thought I was your only horse.
    Aragorn: Uh...

    Comment by Liana_ElfGirl - February 15, 2004 @ 12:55 PM

  70. vERY FUNNY COMMENT ABOUT MASTERCARD!

    Comment by faramiriscool - February 16, 2004 @ 2:05 AM

  71. Aragorn: You mean to tell me that Brego and Hasufel got nominated for Best Supporting Actor!!!!!!!

    Comment by faramiriscool - February 16, 2004 @ 2:15 AM

  72. Hasufel!! How many times do I have to tell you to STOP eating my arrow shafts??!!!!! Wait until dinner time!!

    Comment by faramiriscool - February 16, 2004 @ 2:17 AM

  73. That on!? Aye, that one!

    Comment by Strider_from_Hobbiton - February 16, 2004 @ 7:49 AM

  74. Hasufel: Oh, hi, Aragorn. We were just having a little bet on how close to you we can gallop without you noticing.

    Comment by Frelga - February 16, 2004 @ 10:04 AM

  75. Eomer: Here, my friend. Take this horse as a sign of good will...
    Aragorn: *'Good will' my foot! Let's see what he gets in his stocking next Christmas.*

    Aragorn: MY horse...

    In an attempt to seduce the savory Ranger, Brego starts to tear off Aragorn's shirt when he's not looking.

    Aragorn: Well I can safely say that was the strangest thing I've ever felt on my neck...

    Comment by Mithnen - February 16, 2004 @ 5:27 PM

  76. Aragorn: "What?! I thought you promised me I'll be given Arwen's hand in marriage, and I get this horse?!"

    Elrond: "I didn't break my promise! Her name is Arwen!"

    Aragorn, exasperated: "OH GOD! I meant your daughter, you idiot!"

    Comment by mithril - February 16, 2004 @ 8:37 PM

  77. Aragorn: "I love you, Brego."

    Brego: "I love you, too."

    Comment by mithril - February 16, 2004 @ 8:55 PM

  78. A horse, a horse, a kingdom for my horse!
    "Ha!, yeah right."

    Comment by Gastbona - February 17, 2004 @ 7:52 AM

  79. I wish i had a big horse like the rest of the riders

    Comment by sionben - February 17, 2004 @ 8:02 AM

  80. I wish i had a big horse like the rest of the riders

    Comment by sionben - February 17, 2004 @ 8:03 AM

  81. Brego(or) Hasufel(whichever horse that is):"...and we are the HORSES OF KNEE!!!"

    Aragorn: "Not the human eating horses of Knee!!!!!!!"

    Horse: No... we just want that herring the Knight gave you; It's in your shirt.

    Comment by Alphedhel - February 17, 2004 @ 12:07 PM

  82. i love the aragorn and elrond caption. its hilarious

    Comment by elrin - February 17, 2004 @ 2:01 PM

  83. aragorn: yes, brego, as i said before, i understand your problems...
    brego: *sob*
    aragorn: and i will try to help you!
    OR
    aragorn: not again, brego! that's the third time this month that you've gotten drunk!
    OR
    aragorn: i like you, brego, but, well, you're a horse, and i'm a man... things just can't work out between us. i was thinking we could just be friends.
    OR
    aragorn scans the sky for nazgul, not noticing the horses closing in on him look a lot like the ones the nazgul rode...

    Comment by _ring_bearer_ - February 17, 2004 @ 7:52 PM

  84. aragorn: no, legolas, i'm, um, just calming brego down... before the trip... (whew! that was close!)
    OR
    aragorn: gimli! quick! i know how to get those extra provisions... brego won't notice... just get real close and chop off his neck!
    OR
    brego: hmph! fine! i only liked you for your carrots!

    Comment by _ring_bearer_ - February 17, 2004 @ 7:58 PM

  85. Hey... Do the film-makers KNOW the Evenstar is made out of sugar????!!!!@*#~!!!

    Comment by IrishElf* - February 18, 2004 @ 11:00 AM

  86. Aragorn, apparently trying to stifle a laugh, says to Brego: "Shhh, don't tell anybody but I've just inserted a whoopie cushion under the stirrup of Legolas' horse."

    Comment by mithril - February 18, 2004 @ 7:22 PM

  87. Thanks, dude. I'm glad to know somebody liked it.

    Comment by mithril - February 18, 2004 @ 7:25 PM

  88. The other horses watched in awe as Hasufel calmed the skittish Ranger with soothing noises.

    Comment by naurghash - February 19, 2004 @ 6:47 AM

  89. As the rain set in, Hasufel privately wished Aragorn's elvish amulet was soap-on-a-rope.

    Comment by naurghash - February 19, 2004 @ 7:54 AM

  90. Aragorn: Gandalf, which way's Rohan!!!

    Brego Mutters: 'King' indeed, would have expected better from a 'ranger'

    Comment by Alphedhel - February 19, 2004 @ 11:45 AM

  91. Aragorn (whisper, nervous) What do I do now, Brego?

    Brego (whisper, calm) I told ya before. Now all ya got to do is go to the path of the dead, get those oath breakers to follow you. Then win a little battle at Pelenor. Kill a few more of them orcs with that old hand me down sword. If the short guy with the ring comes through for you, your in like Flynn. Stick with me, you'll be king before you know it.

    Comment by Gastbona - February 19, 2004 @ 1:20 PM



  92. i think that intution shampoo legolas gave me is sucking me beauty away.

    and

    is that arwen?? oh, no, that's eowyn.

    and

    yes, my horse, you are my precious, yesssss.

    Comment by Frodolives123 - February 19, 2004 @ 2:10 PM

  93. ARAGORN: "Hey, look at that shiny Rohhirim armor! It's like, so clean it could be a mirror....aw, man, Brego's hair looks better than mine!"

    DRUGGED-OUT LOOKING BREGO: "Like...it's cool, man...the ladies so totally love that rugged, outdoorsy look...."


    Hey, it's true, so I'm postin' it!

    Comment by AragornsEvenstar - February 20, 2004 @ 7:47 PM

  94. ARAGORN: "aaaahh WHHOO! aaaahh WHHOOO! Oh, darn it! My big ol' ring is stuck in Brego's mane, and I can't get this (WHHOO!!!) hair out out of my face!"

    Comment by AragornsEvenstar - February 20, 2004 @ 8:00 PM

  95. YOU WONT GIVE MY HORSE OATS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I WILL KILL YOU!!!!!!!!!

    Comment by aquaeddie - February 21, 2004 @ 10:24 AM

  96. why is this horse's costume more designed then mine?!?

    Comment by aquaeddie - February 21, 2004 @ 10:26 AM

  97. Brego: ...'and after came the Great time of Sugar Lumps and Carrots...'
    Aragorn(looking around helplessly)'Will somebody PLEASE get this horse away from me???!!!'

    Comment by IrishElf* - February 21, 2004 @ 11:21 AM

  98. BREGO: what do you mean arwen's prettier than me???
    ------------------------------------------------------------------------
    BREGO: Oooh...What kind of shampoo did you "borrow" this time? 'smells niiiice.
    ------------------------------------------------------------------------
    BREGO: Pleeeeeeeease?
    ARAGORN: Noooo!
    BREGO: Common, take this stupid armor of me!
    ARAGORN: Ok ok ok OK!
    BREGO: Good! this blasted leather is chaffing!

    Comment by Lady_Rider - February 22, 2004 @ 7:23 AM

  99. Brego, I do believe Legolas overheard me confess my love for you!

    Comment by enlome - February 22, 2004 @ 2:35 PM

  100. Aragorn: I knew we shouldn't have played with that super glue!

    Comment by enlome - February 22, 2004 @ 2:37 PM

  101. Aragorn was helpless as a rogue horse began to eat his stomach.

    Comment by enlome - February 22, 2004 @ 2:39 PM

  102. "PJ, can we recast this horse? I think it has a thing for me."

    Comment by enlome - February 22, 2004 @ 2:47 PM

  103. Brego: Ride with me. What say you?!

    Comment by enlome - February 22, 2004 @ 2:52 PM

  104. ARAGORN: there, there... I care for you just as much as I do for Hidalgo...(whispering) even if he is faster...and a legend...and-
    BREGO: I can still hear you!!!

    Comment by Lady_Rider - February 22, 2004 @ 7:36 PM

  105. When is the next picture comming? the thing did say it was a WEEKLY caption contest, and I was courious to know.

    Comment by Alphedhel - February 23, 2004 @ 11:45 AM

  106. Alright, so I noticed the reading room has a lot of entries. Why not put in a SEARCH feature so readers can look up their favorite stories in catagories. Say like Kate and Haldir, and all stories registered like that would pop up automatic like instead of having to go through the pages. Just a thought, thank you.

    Comment by Alphedhel - February 23, 2004 @ 11:52 AM

  107. Yes indeedy, I definitely agree. Although I don't imagine this is the best of places to post it. But I was reading Aussie the other day and it drove me practically ballistic with suspense between chapters trying to find the next entry. Does anyone want to guess at my state of mind when there was nothing left to read? Eek! Hurry Coralie! Er... anyway, yes, I agree with Alphedhel.

    Comment by Tuima - February 23, 2004 @ 3:35 PM

  108. Great Scott! Maybe Legolas DOES deserve to be called the prettiest!

    Comment by Astarya - February 24, 2004 @ 10:37 AM

  109. see above title

    Comment by Enialessej - February 24, 2004 @ 1:41 PM

  110. Trying out for roles in 'The Horse and His Boy' was harder than Aragorn originaly thought.
    ~~__~~__~~__~~__~~__
    As Aragorn and Brego watch a Rohern extra yelling at his horse to 'Get off your lazy but and get going!' Brego whispered to Aragorn: "Promise me that we'll never be like that!"
    ~~__~~__~~__~~__~__~~__~~
    Well, Brego, ol buddy...it seems like just yesterday we met, and here we are, about to set out on the paths of the dead...*tears up*

    Comment by Computermouse - February 24, 2004 @ 2:52 PM

  111. Aragorn and Hasufel, locked in the same picture for weeks, lapse into uncomfortable silence.

    Comment by naurghash - February 25, 2004 @ 4:29 AM

  112. Rebelling against excessive overtime hours on the Captions page, Aragorn makes Hasufel a nosebag of "Blue Entwash", Rohan's most deadly laxative.

    Comment by naurghash - February 25, 2004 @ 4:56 AM

  113. Aragorn; (Through the side of his mouth) "My face is getting stiff! This is worse than having those endless publicity shoots . . "

    Comment by faramiriscool - February 26, 2004 @ 12:31 AM

  114. Aragorn: Yes I know it's been sixteen days, Brego, but WAKE UP! I'm still awake . . .ZZZzzzzzzz

    Comment by faramiriscool - February 26, 2004 @ 12:34 AM

  115. Aragorn; I saw that pillow first. Brego ol' pal, ol' mellon, old chum! Hey, get off my foot!!!!

    Comment by faramiriscool - February 26, 2004 @ 12:36 AM

  116. To Aragorn's horror, a dead horse similar to Brego was brought in. Only then did he realize his mother had replaced his faithful steed during the summer break he had asked her to feed the horse whilst he was at camp. That explained the slight differences in markings...

    -luine

    Comment by luinedring - February 28, 2004 @ 10:15 PM

  117. Brego: Hey... do Arwen and Eowyn KNOW that you haven't got quite the amount of lavishing chest hair as they like to believe?
    Aragorn: Will you shut up?!

    Comment by IrishElf* - February 29, 2004 @ 10:08 AM

  118. Few knew that Aragorn's charisma came from a birth defect: no eyelids.

    Comment by naurghash - March 1, 2004 @ 9:34 AM

  119. Aragorn prepares to call the caption judges with as much gas as it takes.

    Comment by naurghash - March 2, 2004 @ 9:53 AM

  120. I'm hoping there isn't another caption like mine.. I didn't read through them all.

    "No! Really, Arwen! Brego was just..."

    Comment by PrincessofNumenor - March 4, 2004 @ 12:44 PM

  121. WHEN ARE WE GETTING A NEW ONE?!?!? We need material to work from, dont we fellow caption artist type people?

    Comment by solith_elf - March 5, 2004 @ 12:35 AM

  122. ...whew! Okay! okay! winner posted by tomorrow moring!:-D

    Comment by ElvenArcher - March 5, 2004 @ 5:20 PM

  123. Brego: If you would but lend me the sword...

    OR

    Aragorn: Now stop sulking Brego, I warned you about the dangers of superglue!

    Comment by Almond Puff - March 11, 2007 @ 7:50 PM

  124. "I appologize, Brego. No horse can hold my attention tonight." He said as he watched Eowen walk by. He was still stuck in the halfway point between elf love and human mortality. Ah Aragorn will forever be alone. Particularly if he keeps eating those beans this author told him to lay off...they are the musical fruit.

    Comment by Amelia Elf - January 6, 2009 @ 5:18 PM

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