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Caption Contest 58!!! - It's easy to insult an Elf!

December 21, 2003
Submitted By ElvenArcher

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You hit ANOTHER iceberg!

We've all had moments when we've realized we've said the WRONG thing, but it's too late to change our words.

I was wondering if Theoden ever felt that way.

Or perhaps there is another reason for his wince? And for Legolas' cheery demeanor?

Think of a humorous caption for this image, and post it on the "comments" section of this page. You can click the thumbnail to see a larger image, but be sure to return to THIS page before posting the caption. Do not post on the page with the larger image.

As always, Tolkien Online is a "family friendly" site, so keep all captions "clean" and G rated!

Thanks to "Morgul Lord" for the suggestion to use this image!

This week's winner was gandalf_man77 with "You hit ANOTHER iceberg!"

Runners up were:

Ravenelle with: "And then Legolas uttered the most savage "Gesundheit" ever heard by elf, man, or dwarf in the circles of the world"

Smeaglesprecious with "Not being one to give in to physical violence, Legolas simply uses The Force to squeeze Theoden's neck. "

and 
 
naurghash with: "Legolas wonders how a warrior king could have such trouble with a Budweiser twist-off "
 
 

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  1. Theoden was usually a hit at Rohan Parties with his Elvish Ethnic Jokes.

    Comment by Elmtree - December 19, 2003 @ 4:26 PM

  2. Thwosh(arow hits theoden) legolas to self Finally!!!

    Comment by *lilprincessMee - December 21, 2003 @ 12:24 PM

  3. Theoden : Vedui Arwen en amin!
    Legolas : -glares-
    Thedoen : What?
    Legolas : -walks off-
    Theoden : I KNEW I should have taken that elvish
    class!

    Comment by Haldirs_Halithe - December 21, 2003 @ 12:43 PM

  4. King Theoden struggles to restrain his laughter after Legolas falls flat on his back attempting to surf down an Oliphaunts back on only a piece of Lembas bread.

    Comment by Lonely_Mountain_Hermit - December 21, 2003 @ 12:51 PM

  5. Legolas finally admitts that he switched to another hair-jel, which straightens and shines, after he woke up one morning with curly brown hair.
    Theoden finally realizes that not all Elves have perfect hair.

    Comment by Hobbitlass15 - December 21, 2003 @ 1:06 PM

  6. Legolas: "You mean those spots aren't normal?"
    He says to Theoden who is trying to contain his laughter

    Comment by GinaS - December 21, 2003 @ 1:37 PM

  7. Theoden: OW! What was that for?!

    Legolas: There was a misquito on your cheek.


    (Not a caption) AWK! That's the pic of Legolas on the mousepad my dad and bro bought for me!

    Comment by Me-elf - December 21, 2003 @ 2:34 PM

  8. Come on Eowyn...err...Legolas...

    Comment by Ral - December 21, 2003 @ 3:27 PM

  9. Theoden finds himself beginning to understand why Legolas remained single those many years. I think Legolas is just realizing that too...

    Comment by daughterofpaladin - December 21, 2003 @ 4:04 PM

  10. Theoden: Macro!
    Legolas to himslef, "Will not answer, will not answer."

    Comment by GoldenWrym - December 21, 2003 @ 4:16 PM

  11. legolas wonders if theoden will get very sleepy if he continues to stare at him.. 'maybe then we'd be free from the inconsiderate little bas - coments

    Comment by striderchick - December 21, 2003 @ 5:54 PM

  12. oops, that last word was meant to be "comments"

    Comment by striderchick - December 21, 2003 @ 5:56 PM

  13. Theoden: Did you wash out your shampoo before five minutes was up?

    Legolas: I was traveling, not enough time. Why?

    Theoden: It washes you Immortality away.

    Legolas: You lie!!

    Theoden: Didn't you read the bottle, I thought elves were thorough...


    Comment by Meletyohar - December 21, 2003 @ 6:17 PM

  14. Theoden finds out that "leave the dead" was not a good thing to say.

    Comment by Elrohiril - December 21, 2003 @ 7:10 PM

  15. Legolas wheels, find Theoden wincing as a Warg sinks it's teeth into his rear.

    Comment by Ugluk - December 21, 2003 @ 8:12 PM

  16. A swift kick in the groin is what Theoden recieves after cracking a rude joke about Gimli.

    Comment by Ugluk - December 21, 2003 @ 8:14 PM

  17. What do you mean your hair is prettier?!

    Comment by Tiny_Took - December 21, 2003 @ 9:54 PM

  18. Legolas shows off all those years as a model by performing his best pout.

    Comment by Tiny_Took - December 21, 2003 @ 9:59 PM

  19. Legolas: What are you smeaking at? I'm more blonde then you!

    Comment by what_about_Gimli - December 21, 2003 @ 10:40 PM

  20. While Theoden cracks up, Legolas mumbles, "It wasn't that funny..."

    Comment by gonturan - December 21, 2003 @ 11:04 PM

  21. (Legolas stares at Theoden)

    Theoden: What?

    (Legolas continues to stare)

    Theoden: What?

    (Legolas still hasn't moved)

    Theoden: What? Oh, er... LINE!!!!!!!!!!

    (Legolas continues to stare)

    Theoden: (to himself) Oh, that's right... nobody has a script anymore... (he winces)

    Comment by Laureli - December 22, 2003 @ 4:09 AM

  22. Orlando: Geez Bernard... this movie gets worse with every scene we film

    Bernard(wincing): Tell me about it. Next thing you know, that jackass Peter will have you surfing down a flight of stairs on a sheild

    Peter Jackson(in the distance): Somebody write that down!

    Comment by AleoMagus - December 22, 2003 @ 6:47 AM

  23. "My niece Éowyn has grown to be such a beautiful lass. Her long golden locks rival that of the Elves."

    Comment by Elwë_Goldenwing - December 22, 2003 @ 6:50 AM

  24. Of course I didn't really mean that! You are the most important person here.



    OR

    Theoden: If Gandalf was stupid enough to go through Moria...(look from Legolas).

    Comment by lotrobsessed - December 22, 2003 @ 6:52 AM

  25. Legolas realizes with horror that Theoden's late-night curry was taking its revenge!

    Comment by Smaragd - December 22, 2003 @ 6:59 AM

  26. Legolas struggles to contain his anger, as Theoden makes yet ANOTHER Blonde Joke.

    Comment by Chessy - December 22, 2003 @ 10:29 AM

  27. ...i will not look at his eyes, i will not look at his eyes, i will not look at his eyes...

    Comment by gandalf_man77 - December 22, 2003 @ 12:45 PM

  28. "Geez, he's got potatoes growing in his ears!"

    Comment by gandalf_man77 - December 22, 2003 @ 12:46 PM

  29. You hit ANOTHER iceberg!

    Comment by gandalf_man77 - December 22, 2003 @ 12:47 PM

  30. "Gimli, remind me never to pull King Theoden's finger ever again."

    Comment by Lonely_Mountain_Hermit - December 22, 2003 @ 1:26 PM

  31. After months of planning for the surprise party, Bernard blows the surprise, and all he can say is: "Wrong time to say that...."
    -------------------------
    Theoden: "Legolas...?"
    Legolas: "What is it this time, Theoden?"
    Theoden: "I sorta used the last of the shampoo..."
    -------------------------
    As Theoden stands on one leg and hops around in sircles while waiting in line for his turn at the porta-poty, Legolas wishes he had stayed in Mirkwood.
    -------------------------
    Theoden: "EEEWWWW! A MOOOUSE! KILL IT! KILL IT!"
    Legolas: "Mortals..."
    -------------------------
    Legolas: "You what?"

    Comment by Computermouse - December 22, 2003 @ 1:36 PM

  32. Theoden found out the meaning of pain after he joked about how stupid Legolas's horse-jump was

    Comment by deadmarshes10 - December 22, 2003 @ 1:36 PM

  33. Legolas: FOR THE LAST TIME, WE WERE JUST FRIENDS!

    Comment by Tinsel_the_Elf - December 22, 2003 @ 2:01 PM

  34. Theoden grieves when he discovers Legolas's hair is a wig.

    Comment by enlome - December 22, 2003 @ 2:47 PM

  35. Legolas watches in horror as Theoden tries to hold in a sneeze.

    Comment by enlome - December 22, 2003 @ 2:47 PM

  36. Legolas was offended when Theoden asked him if he ever helped Santa by making toys.

    Comment by enlome - December 22, 2003 @ 2:49 PM

  37. Theoden soon realized that he never should have asked Legolas to cut his hair.

    Comment by enlome - December 22, 2003 @ 2:51 PM

  38. Legolas called Theoden a girl when he became angry from leaving Aragon unfound.

    Comment by enlome - December 22, 2003 @ 2:54 PM

  39. Theoden: PLEASE, Legolas. I don't appreciate being hit in the eyes with your hair every time you swing your head around.

    Comment by LilyfromBree - December 22, 2003 @ 4:00 PM

  40. Both Legolas and Theoden regret that they accepted Eowyn's offer for some home-made stew after the battle.

    Comment by LilyfromBree - December 22, 2003 @ 4:02 PM

  41. No, this isn't caption (Tigerlily's not so great at those type of things...), but I wanted to say that LilyFromBree's first caption cracked me up...I do that to my friends WAY too often...*Whacks friends* oops.

    Comment by Tigerlily_Goldworthy - December 22, 2003 @ 5:36 PM

  42. ...And then Legolas uttered the most savage "Gesundheit" ever heard by elf, man, or dwarf in the circles of the world.

    Comment by Ravennelle - December 22, 2003 @ 8:34 PM

  43. " pezaaa!!! "

    legolas: " oh no, just now I ate too much and my pants got a hole!!! "

    theoden struggles to restrain his laughter.

    legolas glares at theoden.

    legolas: " is that very funny??? "

    theoden: " your underwear is pink!!! ha ha ha....... "

    Comment by kayin - December 22, 2003 @ 9:36 PM

  44. Theoden; Why is that idiot Aragorn going on the Paths of the Dead? Er . . . .

    Comment by faramiriscool - December 23, 2003 @ 12:40 AM

  45. Theoden; Okay, okay, I'm sorry for suggesting you wear a helmet. Heaven forbid you squash your hair . . .

    Comment by faramiriscool - December 23, 2003 @ 12:41 AM

  46. Theoden; All I said was- I can see why Eowyn fancies Aragorn . . .don't get so upset . . .

    Comment by faramiriscool - December 23, 2003 @ 12:43 AM

  47. Damned sciatica!

    Comment by faramiriscool - December 23, 2003 @ 12:49 AM

  48. Theoden; Bother! I've got a piece of fakre snow in my eye!

    Comment by faramiriscool - December 23, 2003 @ 12:51 AM

  49. Bernard: I've seen Weta's Theoden figurine, but have you seen Legolas's? Errr . . . errr . . .
    Orlando; I don't think that's very funny!!!
    Bernard; Okay, okay.

    Comment by faramiriscool - December 23, 2003 @ 12:55 AM

  50. Theoden; I can't see why the Creator had to make all you Elves blond. There's not a hint of bounce or body between you all!!!

    Comment by faramiriscool - December 23, 2003 @ 12:58 AM

  51. Theodon winces as he realises that reminding Legolas of his childhood nickname 'Legless' was NOT a good idea.

    Comment by arweneowyn* - December 23, 2003 @ 10:54 AM

  52. Theodon: So how's Santa, Legolas? Ha! Ha! God thats funny...oh...yeah, um...sorry

    Comment by arweneowyn* - December 23, 2003 @ 10:55 AM

  53. Legolas: So it all meant nothing to you?
    Theoden: I didn't mean to mislead you. You'll find another...
    Legolas: I shall never forget this insult.

    Comment by DianaDragonfly - December 23, 2003 @ 11:00 AM

  54. compared to all you guys, i suck....

    Comment by deadmarshes10 - December 23, 2003 @ 1:19 PM

  55. I found aleomagus's caption "in between takes" quite funny. bravo!

    Comment by DourHandedRanger - December 23, 2003 @ 1:20 PM

  56. Legolas: What do you mean "Leave the dead", haven't you see ROTK? The dead can be useful!

    Comment by deadmarshes10 - December 23, 2003 @ 1:21 PM

  57. Legolas:"arent u a bit old to wet urself Theoden?

    Theoden:"i'm sorry, i have a bladder control problem."

    Comment by Bad_Boy! - December 23, 2003 @ 7:50 PM

  58. Ai! A sneeze!

    Comment by Armenelos - December 24, 2003 @ 6:43 AM

  59. Theoden Says:

    "Whoops, I guess I should not have mentioned that he looks like he should be in the Lengend of Zelda movie not Lord of the Rings."

    Comment by SarumantheWise - December 24, 2003 @ 7:18 AM

  60. Theoden: Why Legolas, you've got such a pretty... I mean... masculine bow.

    Comment by Ral - December 24, 2003 @ 8:53 AM

  61. Theoden: You moron you must be in the wooden bunny for it to work right!

    Legolas thinks... "Look at those wrinkles, what is holding this man together?

    Legolas: I'm sorry dude but I have to tell you this before you embarrass you're self on screen. You have a zit the size of mount doom right there on your nose.


    PS. For everyone out there who's seen RotK. How many people cried? i did there was even this 40 year old guy behind us bawling his eyes out.

    Comment by lordelrond#1 - December 24, 2003 @ 12:26 PM

  62. Legolas: What the hell are you talking about?? Of course I'm a natural blonde!

    Comment by Warrior_Maiden - December 25, 2003 @ 3:30 AM

  63. Theoden realised a second too late that making remarks about ears wasn't such a good idea when you're around Elves...

    Comment by Tigerlily_Goldworthy - December 25, 2003 @ 8:18 AM

  64. Legolas pondered all the posible reasons why Gandalf was so keen for Aragorn to take control........

    Comment by solith_elf - December 25, 2003 @ 1:59 PM

  65. Legolas: What do you mean you used some of my shampoo?

    Comment by SonOfDrogo - December 25, 2003 @ 3:28 PM

  66. Theoden: ..Um...you know..its okay if you are gay...but a DWARF?

    Legolas: *glare* ....Why not go bug Pippin and Merry about their 'friendship?'

    Comment by Moriquendi13 - December 25, 2003 @ 5:48 PM

  67. Bernard: Well, at least my character dies a noble death. Your character in Black Hawk Down manages to fall out of a chopper, break his back, and cause mass casulaties. Nice...very nice.

    Comment by Moriquendi13 - December 25, 2003 @ 5:53 PM

  68. Theoden: We?ll, that's what you get for trying to be all "look at me! look at me! I can be better on mouting a horse than those Rohan dudes!"

    Comment by Lothlorien - December 26, 2003 @ 7:20 AM

  69. Theoden grimaces after mistakingly noting that Gimli slayed 87 orcs -- one more than Legolas.

    Comment by smeaglesprecious - December 26, 2003 @ 2:35 PM

  70. Where will you be when your laxative starts working?

    Comment by Ainariel - December 26, 2003 @ 4:05 PM

  71. Your comment was pretty funny

    Comment by faramiriscool - December 27, 2003 @ 1:52 AM

  72. If looks could kill, Theoden would leave Middle Earth much sooner than he was due to, and by an alternative route and more painful route.....

    Comment by solith_elf - December 28, 2003 @ 11:03 AM

  73. If looks could kill, Theoden would leave Middle Earth much sooner than he was due to, and by an alternative and more painful route.....

    Comment by solith_elf - December 28, 2003 @ 11:05 AM

  74. After several hours of ceaseless blonde jokes, Legolas attains his revenge, and Theoden discovers just how ill-suited elvish arrows are to the human body.

    Comment by GwenonwyntheBlack - December 28, 2003 @ 1:19 PM

  75. Theoden : *thinks* "...shouldnt have mentioned the ears"

    Comment by fallenfriend - December 28, 2003 @ 3:56 PM

  76. faramiriscool, i just have to say, i loved your earlier caption,"heaven forebid you should sqash your hair" hehehe

    Comment by striderchick - December 28, 2003 @ 7:08 PM

  77. Theoden- So anyways, then she said, "Did you see him! He sucks at archery! Legolas should have been replaced with a girl!!!

    (He's laughing so hard he starts to cry)

    Legolas- Don't push my buttons...you don't know what I did to Merry and Pippin a few months back! you know, I can do it again!

    Theoden- What did you do? (Laugh) Flick your hair in their faces?

    (Falls on the ground laughing)

    Legolas- (Muttering) I will not lose my temper...I will not lose my temper...remember...goose-fraba...
    goose-fraba...(credit from the movie Anger Management)

    Comment by Antira*Luthien* - December 28, 2003 @ 7:21 PM

  78. Theoden: "What the hell are you doing?! "
    Theoden looks, then gasps and tries to stifle a laugh.
    Legolas: "Damn you, give me some privacy!"

    Comment by mithril - December 28, 2003 @ 11:45 PM

  79. Theoden- (Weeping and looking at Legolas who looks back) Im so sorry. We will have to leave him...we don't have time to go get him...

    (weeps some more)

    (Theoden walks away from him down the hill...stops weeping and looks at the camera...)

    Theoden- little do they know, this was an assasination...so that I can take over GONDOR!!! HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!

    (Everybody in the field looks at him and everything goes silent. not even the birds are chirping)

    Theoden- Just a joke...who will you believe. Your king, or........your.....king!

    Everybody and army- The King!

    (They all go back to their work)

    Theoden- Wow...was almost caught...(walks off)

    Comment by Antira*Luthien* - December 29, 2003 @ 10:26 AM

  80. And on the 7th Day, some git created the Blond joke.

    Comment by solith_elf - December 29, 2003 @ 12:19 PM

  81. What do you mean that Santa would give me no gifts unless I stop telling I'm the prettiest? Santa loves those that tell the truth.

    Comment by girl-of-Mirkwood - December 29, 2003 @ 12:42 PM

  82. Not being one to give in to physical violence, Legolas simply uses The Force to squeeze Theoden's neck.

    Comment by smeaglesprecious - December 29, 2003 @ 3:50 PM

  83. Legolas: Told you we should have asked for directions. Now we'll never get to the battle on time. Stupid humans. So stubborn.

    Comment by Losthoroniel - December 29, 2003 @ 4:02 PM

  84. Theoden:"...and-and...he DIED!"
    (Theoden bawls...)
    Legolas thinks: Humans....
    Legolas: PULL YOURSELF TOGETHER! We're going into battle, how can you fight crying?! By crying a river?

    Comment by LegolasLuvr4eva - December 29, 2003 @ 5:52 PM

  85. Theoden: "...and so the elf says to.........."
    (Legolas glares at Theoden the wacks him with his bow)
    (Theodens eyes tear)
    Theoden: What'd you do that for?

    Comment by LegolasLuvr4eva - December 29, 2003 @ 5:55 PM

  86. Legolas singing softly: I feel pretty....oh so pretty....I feel pretty and witty and gay..I feel charming-
    Theoden: *SNORT*
    Legolas: Shut up, if you looked like me you'd sing it too!

    Comment by Minyaoreien - December 30, 2003 @ 2:31 PM

  87. Theoden: Maybe Legolas and Aragorn should try this new thing called a "hair cut".
    *winces realizes that he said that aloud*hair cut

    Comment by aragorn*sgirl - December 30, 2003 @ 6:07 PM

  88. smeaglesprecious, your comment was funny! And even to us Jedi.....


    _________

    Theoden learns the meaning of 'Quell Yrch!' by Legolas' helpful demonstration.

    Comment by Levanna - December 30, 2003 @ 6:11 PM

  89. Theoden:

    "Cry me a river, oh, cry me a river, oh, cry me a river......oh...." (also snapped finger to the beat.)

    Legolas:

    sorry, wrong movie.

    Theoden:

    oh, can someone give me a ride to NY?

    Comment by Frodolives123 - December 30, 2003 @ 7:45 PM

  90. Theoden:

    Owwww! what was that for! dumb blonde elf!


    Orlando:

    hey don't make fun of my Legolas character!
    Oh, I hit you because you missed your line. Study your script! Dumb dirty bounty hunter!


    Theoden:

    you knew?

    Comment by Frodolives123 - December 30, 2003 @ 7:49 PM

  91. Legolas wonders how a warrior king could have such trouble with a Budweiser twist-off

    Comment by naurghash - December 31, 2003 @ 9:45 AM

  92. Theoden: I hate to tell you this, but your Ban stopped working just after Moria. You're not nice to be near.

    Comment by Arrow - December 31, 2003 @ 11:10 AM

  93. THEODEN TRIES NOT TO LAUGH AFTER LEGOLAS' ATTEMPT TO SURF DOWN AND RESCUE ARAGORN ON AN ARROW. (LEGOLAS FELL ON HIS BACK AND JERKED A TEAR)

    Comment by Frodolives123 - December 31, 2003 @ 4:51 PM

  94. I LOVED IT! IT IS SO FUNNY! LOL! IT'S GREAT! GOOD JOB

    Comment by Frodolives123 - December 31, 2003 @ 5:08 PM

  95. I LOVED IT! IT IS SO FUNNY! LOL! IT'S GREAT! GOOD JOB

    Comment by Frodolives123 - December 31, 2003 @ 5:10 PM

  96. Legolas; You're being paid HOW much for these movies?????

    Comment by faramiriscool - January 1, 2004 @ 12:57 AM

  97. Legolas; "You ate the LAST chocolate bar . . . You, you, you HUMAN you!!!

    Comment by faramiriscool - January 1, 2004 @ 12:59 AM

  98. Leglas; What do you mean my eyebrows need plucking? I only did them on Thursday . . .

    Comment by faramiriscool - January 1, 2004 @ 1:00 AM

  99. Legolas; "Okay, okay, I know all the words to "Climb Every Mountain" now, can you please sing something else? Please?"

    Comment by faramiriscool - January 1, 2004 @ 1:03 AM

  100. Theoden:" You are in love with my niece, aren't you?
    Legolas:" Never!'
    Theoden: " I should have seen it coming."
    Legolas: " I am NOT in love with Eowyn! She's butt
    ugly."

    Comment by loralie - January 1, 2004 @ 12:56 PM

  101. Orlando: you did WHAT with Kate?

    Comment by Frodolives123 - January 1, 2004 @ 4:25 PM

  102. Legolas: You DO know that there are special creams to correct that right? Here, I'll give you the name of my dermatologist...

    Comment by Frodolives123 - January 1, 2004 @ 4:30 PM

  103. No, my Lord Theoden, I do not use peroxide!

    Comment by Morganna - January 2, 2004 @ 9:25 AM

  104. Theoden: Hey, Leg'less! Isn't your name Mat? As in, "door mat?'", haha! Get it? Leg Less? door mat? hahahahaha! *clears throat*

    Comment by Shieldmaiden_pippin - January 3, 2004 @ 8:30 AM

  105. Legolas' heightened sense of smell told him who was responsible for the unpleasant odour on the wind...

    Comment by morquinga - January 3, 2004 @ 5:22 PM

  106. bernard: what was that for?
    legolas: oh,,, sorry it was my pretty oh so pretty hair,
    Bernard: okay!!

    (Read above caption-----he he?)

    Comment by Frodolives123 - January 3, 2004 @ 5:25 PM

  107. Legolas- I'm to sexy for my bow, to sexy for my bow, a deversion i don't know. I'm too sexy for my hair, to sexy for my hair, yet i shampoo it with care...

    see ROTK for the diversion part...

    Comment by deadmarshes10 - January 4, 2004 @ 7:41 AM

  108. Theoden: (muttering)Mr. perfect just nances right through battle...

    Legolas: I did NOT nance during battle!

    Comment by Ral - January 4, 2004 @ 10:30 AM

  109. my captions are not as good as many of yours, but dead marshes10 is really good

    Comment by Frodolives123 - January 4, 2004 @ 3:04 PM

  110. Legolas:I saved 15% on my car insurance by switching to Geico
    Theoen:Why didn't you "save" Aragorn?

    Comment by alianastigracelane - January 4, 2004 @ 3:24 PM

  111. legolas: urgh, whats that smell?
    theoden: 0_o *constipated*

    Comment by !bob! - January 5, 2004 @ 4:28 AM

  112. Theo: And I just gave him my second best sword to borrow!

    Lego: *blank stare, thinking* How could he think of that at this time? Aragorn has fallen! Does he not care?

    Comment by jamberry - January 5, 2004 @ 12:42 PM

  113. After successfully supplanting Legolas into a tiny cardboard box and infiltrating Middle earth, Legoals was ready for anything...

    ...Except Thedoen, the Frenchman, who had just whipped up a fresh batch of tprte.

    *_* Elves lurve tprte.




    *sobs* Nobody will get it, but it's an inside joke...
    *sobs some more*

    Comment by Echo_Starlite - January 5, 2004 @ 2:09 PM

  114. Legolas: Do you honestly think you're better looking than me?

    Comment by enlome - January 5, 2004 @ 3:02 PM

  115. Theoden: No parent should have to bury their child.
    Legolas: Umm... Aragorn wasn't your kid.

    Comment by enlome - January 5, 2004 @ 3:05 PM

  116. Legolas: Theoden, I am your father! Really, I'm like 2,931 years old!

    Comment by enlome - January 5, 2004 @ 3:08 PM

  117. Legolas: Why do you laugh? Wearing dresses is part of my elvish culture!

    Comment by enlome - January 5, 2004 @ 3:11 PM

  118. Theoden: I'm sorry if you remind me of this girl I met in a bar!

    Comment by enlome - January 5, 2004 @ 3:14 PM

  119. Bernard: does your girlfriend Kate talk about me? I really like her, we had champaige once.

    Orlando: WHAT!!!!!!! SHE IS MINE, MY OWN , MY PRECIOUS!!!

    Comment by Frodolives123 - January 5, 2004 @ 4:20 PM

  120. Theoden: Oh Legolas!... I forgot to wear my jock strap!!!!

    Legolas: Theodan how could you forget a thing like that when need of one is so great!!

    Comment by Wynken21 - January 6, 2004 @ 9:16 AM

  121. Theoden: "I forgot to take my medication again!"

    Legolas: "No wonder you say to leave the dead, including the heir of Isildur, you crazy psycho!" "Gamli bring this man his medication, quick."

    Comment by Wynken21 - January 6, 2004 @ 9:20 AM

  122. Theoden was Laughing so hard at Aragorns clumsy tumble, he was the last man on the field to see (and run from ) the charging Oliphaunts.

    Comment by TheE.I.Cebu - January 6, 2004 @ 7:04 PM

  123. Legolas: What do you mean my hair smells like strawberries? I know I used the Raspberry Conditioner!

    Comment by legolas_240 - January 6, 2004 @ 8:04 PM

  124. (read title)

    Theoden: *snicker* I won the lottery, and YOU DIDN'T! bwa hahahahhaa!1 *snicker snicker*

    Legolas: By my life or death, I will kill you.

    Comment by Shieldmaiden_pippin - January 7, 2004 @ 1:09 PM

  125. *fart*
    legolas: was that you?
    theoden: tehehehehehehehehehehehehehe
    IT WAS MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!

    Comment by !bob! - January 9, 2004 @ 4:34 AM

  126. Seems as though Theoden's comment about Legolas' sense of style was more than subtle.

    Comment by Pallas_Athena - January 9, 2004 @ 12:56 PM

  127. The Men lose sorely against the Elves in the Annual Staring Contest.

    Comment by Absinthe - January 9, 2004 @ 7:13 PM

  128. These were good captions! No winner? (

    Comment by chexfan2000 - January 14, 2004 @ 2:34 PM

  129. Legolas scanns the river from the cliff searching.

    King Theoden: will you stop!

    Legolas: NO, not until i find my precious elven lucky for my hair!Do you expect me to fight without it.*gives the King an evil look while he isnt looking*
    . *Head snaps back to usual state*

    King: Fine stare your head off, we are leaving in a couple of minutes the group is getting restless watching you searching.

    Comment by Legolases_eyes - January 14, 2004 @ 11:46 PM

  130. Legolas: Sam will kill him if he tries anything...

    ***those of you who have read the secret diaries will get this!***

    Comment by Amlaruil - January 15, 2004 @ 2:38 PM

  131. Legolas: For Illuvitar's sake, Gimli, stop giving Theoden wedgies!!!

    Comment by chexfan2000 - January 16, 2004 @ 4:12 PM

  132. I'm sorry to announce that TORC's picture Gallery is down, due to Bandwidth theives using it.

    Because of this, caption contest links to images no longer work. Until the Gallery returns, we cannot do the caption contests. A shame, because there were some very good entries in this contest.:-(

    Comment by ElvenArcher - January 20, 2004 @ 7:36 PM

  133. Legolas: one more joke about my friendship with gimli and... POW! Strait to the moon!
    ________________________________

    Theoden: I'VE GONE BLIND!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    Legolas: Open your EYES!!!!!!!!! (humph) humans, can't take them anywhere.
    ________________________________

    Legolas:You're out of your EVERLOVIN' MIND!!!!!!!!!!! We can't just LEAVE!!!!!!! We HAVE to FIND the body, or I'm TOAST when i see Arwen in the annual gray havens pokernight!!!!!!!!
    Theoden: Aren't you toast anyways?
    Legolas: THAT'S BESIDES THE POINT, YOU NINNY!!!!!!!
    ~props to my mom and the south~

    Comment by Alphedhel - February 3, 2004 @ 12:23 PM

  134. Theoden- Hey Legolas, do you use conditioner? Because I think a bottle of it just flew out of you pocket!

    Legolas- Haven't you heard of the elf hair-stlyling delevery system?

    Theoden- No I haven't. And who would you be delivering conditioner to?

    Legolas- Never you mind and oh look I think I see a few orcs!
    Legolas (to himself)- I thought I hid my conditioner in my sword pouch!

    Comment by Kaka - July 1, 2009 @ 11:48 PM

  135. Theoden- Hey Legolas, do you use conditioner? Because I think a bottle of it just flew out of you pocket!

    Legolas- Haven't you heard of the elf hair-stlyling delevery system?

    Theoden- No I haven't. And who would you be delivering conditioner to?

    Legolas- Never you mind and oh look I think I see a few orcs!
    Legolas (to himself)- I thought I hid my conditioner in my sword pouch!

    Comment by Talka - July 1, 2009 @ 11:48 PM

  136. Theoden- Hey Legolas, do you use conditioner? Because I think a bottle of it just flew out of you pocket!

    Legolas- Haven't you heard of the elf hair-stlyling delevery system?

    Theoden- No I haven't. And who would you be delivering conditioner to?

    Legolas- Never you mind and oh look I think I see a few orcs!
    Legolas (to himself)- I thought I hid my conditioner in my sword pouch!

    Comment by Talka - July 1, 2009 @ 11:48 PM

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