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Caption Contest 43!!!!! - Haldir and Friends!
July 8, 2003
"It's a Hummer H1 All-wheel drive, enclosed top, in woodland green, of course--Galadriel's choice. It comes with leather seats, 6.5-liter turbo diesel engine *with* the winch package, and--get this!--a premium monsoon sound system. And I've got the keys!" Gotta love that Haldir, eh? Here he's showing Legolas and Aragorn around... Lothlorien? Hmmm... What IS happening in this picture? Whatever it is, Haldir looks awfully happy about it! Think of a humorous caption for this image, and post it in the comments section of THIS page. You can click the thumbnail to see a larger image, but be sure to use your browser's "Back" button to return to THIS page before posting your caption. Captions must be posted on THIS PAGE, not the page with the larger image. (We have had quite a few people posting on the wrong page). Tolkien Online is a "Family Friendly" site, so keep all captions clean. As always, the only prize is the satisfaction of a job well done!:) This week's winner was aughra with : Haldir shows Legolas and Aragorn the latest weapon in the war against Sauron: "It's a Hummer H1 All-wheel drive, enclosed top, in woodland green, of course--Galadriel's choice. It comes with leather seats, 6.5-liter turbo diesel engine *with* the winch package, and--get this!--a premium monsoon sound system. And I've got the keys!" Yes, this is a longer caption than usually works, but heck-- it REALLY fit the picture perfectly (and was pronounced an "awesome caption" by one of the TORC admins:)). First runner up was: Haldir: "Smile! You've just been caught on Scare Tactics! There is really no silly War of the Ring, and certainly no Sauron!" And other runners up: "Oh Boy! You mean I get to be in the sequel?" "See! I told you our treehouse was bigger! " and "Aragorn settles a bet between the Noldor and Teleri...'Alright you two, we're going to settle this once and for all! Nostril flaring contest..... GO!!' "
Get more information on this article's topic here: Reader CommentsElmtreeHaldir smirks as his horse crosses the finish line first. The others, out ten bucks each, are not happy. Rating: 5Tue July 8, 2003 9:47 PM PDTnoledgeWhile showing the Felloship around Lorien, Haldir spots an Elf better looking that Legolas... Rating: 5Wed July 9, 2003 10:42 AM PDTnoledgeWhile showing the Felloship around Lorien, Haldir spots an Elf better looking that Legolas... Rating: 5Wed July 9, 2003 10:42 AM PDTMtsquadSee! I told you our treehouse was bigger! Rating: 5Wed July 9, 2003 10:54 AM PDTMtsquadSee! I told you our treehouse was bigger! Rating: 5Wed July 9, 2003 10:54 AM PDTjedi_elfHaldir and Legolas pose for a picture while Aragorn (out of anger that Haldir did not include him) is about to push Haldir out of the way. Wed July 9, 2003 10:58 AM PDTjedi_elfHaldir and Legolas pose for a picture while Aragorn (out of anger that Haldir did not include him) is about to push Haldir out of the way. Wed July 9, 2003 10:58 AM PDTjwosborn1Camelot! Wed July 9, 2003 11:17 AM PDTjwosborn1Camelot! Wed July 9, 2003 11:17 AM PDTIreth_EarfalasHaldir: Isn't it great? Wed July 9, 2003 11:21 AM PDTIreth_EarfalasHaldir: Isn't it great? Wed July 9, 2003 11:21 AM PDTJennie-CGeesh do these guys stink. But Galadreil told me to keep smiling. Wed July 9, 2003 11:24 AM PDTJennie-CGeesh do these guys stink. But Galadreil told me to keep smiling. Wed July 9, 2003 11:24 AM PDToriginal.wombatHaldir: D'you think galadriel will like what Lawrence Llewellyn Bowen has done with Caras Galadhon? Wed July 9, 2003 11:27 AM PDToriginal.wombatHaldir: D'you think galadriel will like what Lawrence Llewellyn Bowen has done with Caras Galadhon? Wed July 9, 2003 11:27 AM PDTGoldenWrymLegolas: Umm Haldir how are we supposte to cloud watch if we cant see the clouds Wed July 9, 2003 11:36 AM PDTGoldenWrymLegolas: Umm Haldir how are we supposte to cloud watch if we cant see the clouds Wed July 9, 2003 11:36 AM PDTMarea"Mmmmmm..... Doughnuts......!!!!" Wed July 9, 2003 12:08 PM PDTMarea"Mmmmmm..... Doughnuts......!!!!" Wed July 9, 2003 12:08 PM PDTLady_ShinigamiHaldir: "And this is . . . Where are we, again? Line!!" Rating: 5Wed July 9, 2003 12:08 PM PDTLady_ShinigamiHaldir: "And this is . . . Where are we, again? Line!!" Rating: 5Wed July 9, 2003 12:08 PM PDTDonisilielDue to his limited vocabulary in the Common Speech, Haldir believes Aragorn has just paid him a compliment by saying "You look rather cetaceous today." Wed July 9, 2003 1:09 PM PDTDonisilielDue to his limited vocabulary in the Common Speech, Haldir believes Aragorn has just paid him a compliment by saying "You look rather cetaceous today." Wed July 9, 2003 1:09 PM PDTDunedain_RangerHaldir: Isn't it great? Wed July 9, 2003 1:28 PM PDTDunedain_RangerHaldir: Isn't it great? Wed July 9, 2003 1:28 PM PDTpippinsqueakHaldir (talking without moving his lips): okay guys, here comes Galadriel and she looks pissed. Just keep smiling. You don't want to see her light show, trust me. Wed July 9, 2003 2:02 PM PDTpippinsqueakHaldir (talking without moving his lips): okay guys, here comes Galadriel and she looks pissed. Just keep smiling. You don't want to see her light show, trust me. Wed July 9, 2003 2:02 PM PDTlotrfreak98Haldir: Caras Galadhon... The city of many beauty salons and hair shops. Wed July 9, 2003 2:19 PM PDTlotrfreak98Haldir: Caras Galadhon... The city of many beauty salons and hair shops. Wed July 9, 2003 2:19 PM PDTsarah_greenleafHaldir: Look it's a flying kitty! Wed July 9, 2003 2:44 PM PDTsarah_greenleafHaldir: Look it's a flying kitty! Wed July 9, 2003 2:44 PM PDTElvenPrincess_KendalinaHaldir to Legolas: And there is the elf-maiden's bath tubs. Wed July 9, 2003 3:07 PM PDTElvenPrincess_KendalinaHaldir to Legolas: And there is the elf-maiden's bath tubs. Wed July 9, 2003 3:07 PM PDTHobbit-lassThe Elves didn't have Photoshop, so they resorted to a cruder way of taking the filthy human out of the picture. Wed July 9, 2003 4:01 PM PDTHobbit-lassThe Elves didn't have Photoshop, so they resorted to a cruder way of taking the filthy human out of the picture. Wed July 9, 2003 4:01 PM PDTHazardousRaptorHaldir looks a little 'too' happy, right there... Wed July 9, 2003 6:32 PM PDTHazardousRaptorHaldir looks a little 'too' happy, right there... Wed July 9, 2003 6:32 PM PDT-ArwenEvenstar-Haldir - Ahh and here is where we all go to dye our hair! * Wed July 9, 2003 6:41 PM PDT-ArwenEvenstar-Haldir - Ahh and here is where we all go to dye our hair! * Wed July 9, 2003 6:41 PM PDTThorin17"Look at that hot elf"- Haldir Rating: 3Wed July 9, 2003 6:45 PM PDTThorin17"Look at that hot elf"- Haldir Rating: 3Wed July 9, 2003 6:45 PM PDTarticusmaximus...."one day this forest will be mine. Mine I tell you! MINE!!!! AAAHHHH HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HAAAA!!!" Wed July 9, 2003 6:58 PM PDTarticusmaximus...."one day this forest will be mine. Mine I tell you! MINE!!!! AAAHHHH HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HAAAA!!!" Wed July 9, 2003 6:58 PM PDTLaerwenAragorn: Since when did you get television in Lorien, Haldir? Wed July 9, 2003 7:37 PM PDTLaerwenAragorn: Since when did you get television in Lorien, Haldir? Wed July 9, 2003 7:37 PM PDTSauronMorgoth3729Ah yes my unworthy friends, that is flatulence that even an orc would be proud of!! (Meanwhile Legolas and Aragorn's eyes are watering because of the power of the horrific odor emanating from Haldir's general direction.) Rating: 5Wed July 9, 2003 8:08 PM PDTSauronMorgoth3729Ah yes my unworthy friends, that is flatulence that even an orc would be proud of!! (Meanwhile Legolas and Aragorn's eyes are watering because of the power of the horrific odor emanating from Haldir's general direction.) Rating: 5Wed July 9, 2003 8:08 PM PDTgandalf_man77With Legolas so close to him, Haldir's simply remembers to smile, as his face goes pale with nervousness... Rating: 4Thu July 10, 2003 4:42 AM PDTgandalf_man77With Legolas so close to him, Haldir's simply remembers to smile, as his face goes pale with nervousness... Rating: 4Thu July 10, 2003 4:42 AM PDTElsieanaHaldir (smiling widely) - would you look at that big bird! Thu July 10, 2003 8:05 AM PDTElsieanaHaldir (smiling widely) - would you look at that big bird! Thu July 10, 2003 8:05 AM PDTelvesrule3"Over here on the left we have the tallest mallorn tree in these woods. Known for its golden leaves, it is an endangered species. Please, no flash photography." Rating: 5Thu July 10, 2003 8:24 AM PDTelvesrule3"Over here on the left we have the tallest mallorn tree in these woods. Known for its golden leaves, it is an endangered species. Please, no flash photography." Rating: 5Thu July 10, 2003 8:24 AM PDT!!!Tom!!!Legolas told a elwen joke to Haldir, somehow it did NOT amuse the puny human behind them. Rating: 5Thu July 10, 2003 9:42 AM PDT!!!Tom!!!Legolas told a elwen joke to Haldir, somehow it did NOT amuse the puny human behind them. Rating: 5Thu July 10, 2003 9:42 AM PDTAirekriswenHaldir: (thinking) *heh heh heh...that'll teach Legolas not to look so pretty* Thu July 10, 2003 1:45 PM PDTAirekriswenHaldir: (thinking) *heh heh heh...that'll teach Legolas not to look so pretty* Thu July 10, 2003 1:45 PM PDTAirekriswenHaldir: (thinking) *heh heh heh...that'll teach Legolas not to look so pretty* Thu July 10, 2003 1:46 PM PDTAirekriswenHaldir: (thinking) *heh heh heh...that'll teach Legolas not to look so pretty* Thu July 10, 2003 1:46 PM PDTLothlorielHaldir: And this is where Galadriel keeps 3,000 years' worth of haircuts! Rating: 5Thu July 10, 2003 4:52 PM PDTLothlorielHaldir: And this is where Galadriel keeps 3,000 years' worth of haircuts! Rating: 5Thu July 10, 2003 4:52 PM PDTThe_EavenstarAragorn: hey guys back here look at me! You are kind of hiding my face hey uh guys! Thu July 10, 2003 5:23 PM PDTThe_EavenstarAragorn: hey guys back here look at me! You are kind of hiding my face hey uh guys! Thu July 10, 2003 5:23 PM PDTDonisilielSorry to interrupt, but what was the winning caption for the last contest? I didn't see it posted. Thu July 10, 2003 6:40 PM PDTDonisilielSorry to interrupt, but what was the winning caption for the last contest? I didn't see it posted. Thu July 10, 2003 6:40 PM PDTNienna__Telrunya"Velcome to my humble home. Bwahahahaha!!!!!" *I vant to suck your blood.* Thu July 10, 2003 7:19 PM PDTNienna__Telrunya"Velcome to my humble home. Bwahahahaha!!!!!" *I vant to suck your blood.* Thu July 10, 2003 7:19 PM PDTlaureannaHaldir: Ooo, a little to the left, Aragorn. Thu July 10, 2003 7:36 PM PDTlaureannaHaldir: Ooo, a little to the left, Aragorn. Thu July 10, 2003 7:36 PM PDTDianaDragonflyHaldir thinks, :I think Legolas just touched my butt". Thu July 10, 2003 8:34 PM PDTDianaDragonflyHaldir thinks, :I think Legolas just touched my butt". Thu July 10, 2003 8:34 PM PDTaughrain the war against Sauron: Thu July 10, 2003 9:25 PM PDTaughrain the war against Sauron: Thu July 10, 2003 9:25 PM PDTaughralink, just under the "Haldir and Friends" title and read contest #42. The winner was LOLingly funny! Thu July 10, 2003 9:45 PM PDTaughralink, just under the "Haldir and Friends" title and read contest #42. The winner was LOLingly funny! Thu July 10, 2003 9:45 PM PDTKing of ♣Haldir: "Smile! You've just been caught on Scare Tactics! There is really no silly War of the Ring, and certainly no Sauron!" Thu July 10, 2003 11:33 PM PDTKing of ♣Haldir: "Smile! You've just been caught on Scare Tactics! There is really no silly War of the Ring, and certainly no Sauron!" Thu July 10, 2003 11:33 PM PDTElfkinAragorn: hello? Am I in the picture? Fri July 11, 2003 5:32 AM PDTElfkinAragorn: hello? Am I in the picture? Fri July 11, 2003 5:32 AM PDTultravioletuAragorn to himself: I had no idea that elves could be THAT bald! Fri July 11, 2003 6:07 AM PDTultravioletuAragorn to himself: I had no idea that elves could be THAT bald! Fri July 11, 2003 6:07 AM PDTStrider_from_HobbitonSmile, you're on candid camera! Fri July 11, 2003 6:08 AM PDTStrider_from_HobbitonSmile, you're on candid camera! Fri July 11, 2003 6:08 AM PDTElvenArcherDonisiliel, sorry it was late... but it's up now under "caption contest 42".. the editor went down before I could get it posted here! Rating: 5Fri July 11, 2003 9:31 AM PDTElvenArcherDonisiliel, sorry it was late... but it's up now under "caption contest 42".. the editor went down before I could get it posted here! Rating: 5Fri July 11, 2003 9:31 AM PDTlordelrond#1You mean I get to be in the sequal? Rating: 5Fri July 11, 2003 10:29 AM PDTlordelrond#1You mean I get to be in the sequal? Rating: 5Fri July 11, 2003 10:29 AM PDTIreth_EarfalasHaldir observes(enthusiastically) as Gimli is losing terribly in an elven breakdancing tournament... Fri July 11, 2003 10:40 AM PDTIreth_EarfalasHaldir observes(enthusiastically) as Gimli is losing terribly in an elven breakdancing tournament... Fri July 11, 2003 10:40 AM PDTarweneowyn*Haldir smirks a smug smile of satisfaction as the insuperior Elves miscalulate the exact position of their arrows and are brutally slaughtered by the oncoming Orcs while the shocked Legolas looks on in horror and the mortal stares at the backs of their heads and amuses himself by trying to figure out which one is which. Fri July 11, 2003 10:43 AM PDTarweneowyn*Haldir smirks a smug smile of satisfaction as the insuperior Elves miscalulate the exact position of their arrows and are brutally slaughtered by the oncoming Orcs while the shocked Legolas looks on in horror and the mortal stares at the backs of their heads and amuses himself by trying to figure out which one is which. Fri July 11, 2003 10:43 AM PDTStonebreakerAragorn to Haldir, "At your age a regular physical checkup is important" <Snapping of a latex glove> "Now this might hurt a little..." Fri July 11, 2003 1:18 PM PDTStonebreakerAragorn to Haldir, "At your age a regular physical checkup is important" <Snapping of a latex glove> "Now this might hurt a little..." Fri July 11, 2003 1:18 PM PDTDonisilielHaldir's jokes ceased to be funny somewhere around the eleventh telling. Fri July 11, 2003 1:22 PM PDTDonisilielHaldir's jokes ceased to be funny somewhere around the eleventh telling. Fri July 11, 2003 1:22 PM PDTNatalyaReturn of the Queens, more like, Aragorn thought. Fri July 11, 2003 3:00 PM PDTNatalyaReturn of the Queens, more like, Aragorn thought. Fri July 11, 2003 3:00 PM PDTlordelrond#1H: Good news Legolas your grandparents were able to come! Fri July 11, 2003 5:59 PM PDTlordelrond#1H: Good news Legolas your grandparents were able to come! Fri July 11, 2003 5:59 PM PDTeomer32I am sooooo much cooler than Glorfindel... Fri July 11, 2003 6:24 PM PDTeomer32I am sooooo much cooler than Glorfindel... Fri July 11, 2003 6:24 PM PDTarweneowyn*Legolas: Crebain, from Dunland! Sat July 12, 2003 12:59 PM PDTarweneowyn*Legolas: Crebain, from Dunland! Sat July 12, 2003 12:59 PM PDTElendil88There she is.........*sigh*.......my mother... Sat July 12, 2003 3:28 PM PDTElendil88There she is.........*sigh*.......my mother... Sat July 12, 2003 3:28 PM PDTHazardousRaptor...ever see "Deliverance"? Sat July 12, 2003 8:31 PM PDTHazardousRaptor...ever see "Deliverance"? Sat July 12, 2003 8:31 PM PDTSmaug_The_GreatAragorn stares at the two elves shaking his head. Rating: 5Sat July 12, 2003 10:53 PM PDTSmaug_The_GreatAragorn stares at the two elves shaking his head. Rating: 5Sat July 12, 2003 10:53 PM PDTTulkas_The_ValiantHere we have Da Vinci's 'Galadriel'. Note the mysterious smile, and the brushwork in the righthand corner. Sat July 12, 2003 10:54 PM PDTTulkas_The_ValiantHere we have Da Vinci's 'Galadriel'. Note the mysterious smile, and the brushwork in the righthand corner. Sat July 12, 2003 10:54 PM PDTWarrior_MaidenAfter waiting patiently to see the surprise Haldair had been hinting about all day, Legolas and Aragorn where rather disappointed to see the 'abstract' version of the Fellowship Haldair had painted. Sat July 12, 2003 11:15 PM PDTWarrior_MaidenAfter waiting patiently to see the surprise Haldair had been hinting about all day, Legolas and Aragorn where rather disappointed to see the 'abstract' version of the Fellowship Haldair had painted. Sat July 12, 2003 11:15 PM PDTWarrior_MaidenAs Haldair stood back to admire his latest artwork, Legolas blessed his Elvish ability to keep a straight face whilst Aragorn hid behind them and sniggered. Sat July 12, 2003 11:19 PM PDTWarrior_MaidenAs Haldair stood back to admire his latest artwork, Legolas blessed his Elvish ability to keep a straight face whilst Aragorn hid behind them and sniggered. Sat July 12, 2003 11:19 PM PDTO_LordyHaldir: Look!...its the mother ship! Sun July 13, 2003 12:22 PM PDTO_LordyHaldir: Look!...its the mother ship! Sun July 13, 2003 12:22 PM PDTverniquaLEGOLAS: Do not be afraid Aragorn! This must be Haldair's idea of a sick joke?? Sun July 13, 2003 12:24 PM PDTverniquaLEGOLAS: Do not be afraid Aragorn! This must be Haldair's idea of a sick joke?? Sun July 13, 2003 12:24 PM PDTcrenixLagolas: What is this new Devilry you speak of? Sun July 13, 2003 3:46 PM PDTcrenixLagolas: What is this new Devilry you speak of? Sun July 13, 2003 3:46 PM PDTSadellHaldir: What is-*stares and falls into dreamy voice* it's so pretty.... Sun July 13, 2003 3:56 PM PDTSadellHaldir: What is-*stares and falls into dreamy voice* it's so pretty.... Sun July 13, 2003 3:56 PM PDTLife_Mistress_GreenleafAragorn: " WHAT THE..." *gasps* Sun July 13, 2003 9:14 PM PDTLife_Mistress_GreenleafAragorn: " WHAT THE..." *gasps* Sun July 13, 2003 9:14 PM PDTultravioletuHaldir: Elves at Helm's Deep? Hehehehe... Mon July 14, 2003 4:57 AM PDTultravioletuHaldir: Elves at Helm's Deep? Hehehehe... Mon July 14, 2003 4:57 AM PDTElven_Princess389Aragorn: "I have a sudden urge for some Double Mint Gum..." Rating: 5Mon July 14, 2003 6:20 PM PDTElven_Princess389Aragorn: "I have a sudden urge for some Double Mint Gum..." Rating: 5Mon July 14, 2003 6:20 PM PDTToddMartinezAragorn, Haldir and Legolas are very impressed with the contents of Marcellus Wallace's briefcase. Mon July 14, 2003 7:16 PM PDTToddMartinezAragorn, Haldir and Legolas are very impressed with the contents of Marcellus Wallace's briefcase. Mon July 14, 2003 7:16 PM PDTArwen32315Week-long vacation in Lothlorien with the guys: 100 mithril bars. Mon July 14, 2003 8:59 PM PDTArwen32315Week-long vacation in Lothlorien with the guys: 100 mithril bars. Mon July 14, 2003 8:59 PM PDTElwë_GoldenwingHaldir: Caras Galadhon! Tue July 15, 2003 9:00 AM PDTElwë_GoldenwingHaldir: Caras Galadhon! Tue July 15, 2003 9:00 AM PDTElwë_GoldenwingHaldir: Ah, the fair Nimrodel! Tue July 15, 2003 9:29 AM PDTElwë_GoldenwingHaldir: Ah, the fair Nimrodel! Tue July 15, 2003 9:29 AM PDTSilgaerwenWanting to get a leg up on the competition, Haldir, Legolas and Aragorn sneak off to practice their audition piece for the LOTR musical: Tue July 15, 2003 3:09 PM PDTSilgaerwenWanting to get a leg up on the competition, Haldir, Legolas and Aragorn sneak off to practice their audition piece for the LOTR musical: Tue July 15, 2003 3:09 PM PDTStriderGrrlHaldir to Aragorn and Legolas: Wed July 16, 2003 2:25 PM PDTStriderGrrlHaldir to Aragorn and Legolas: Wed July 16, 2003 2:25 PM PDTarticusmaximus..."Alright you two, we're going to settle this once and for all! Nostril flaring contest..... GO!!" Wed July 16, 2003 7:41 PM PDTarticusmaximus..."Alright you two, we're going to settle this once and for all! Nostril flaring contest..... GO!!" Wed July 16, 2003 7:41 PM PDTbilbo@luckynumber.comI knew I would find a restroom soon! Thu July 17, 2003 8:25 PM PDTbilbo@luckynumber.comI knew I would find a restroom soon! Thu July 17, 2003 8:25 PM PDTdaughterofpaladinLegolas - I thought I was the only elf at Helms Deep! Thu July 17, 2003 8:30 PM PDTdaughterofpaladinLegolas - I thought I was the only elf at Helms Deep! Thu July 17, 2003 8:30 PM PDTElfin_Jedi77@yahoo.comThis is it! I can't believe we finally made it. SIX FLAGS! Rating: 3Sat July 19, 2003 6:53 AM PDTElfin_Jedi77@yahoo.comThis is it! I can't believe we finally made it. SIX FLAGS! Rating: 3Sat July 19, 2003 6:53 AM PDTglorfindel7Haldir, blissfully unaware that his wig and fake elven ears are slowly falling off in addition to his failing suspender straps is politely ignored by Legolas while Aragorn looks on with horror... Sat July 19, 2003 9:37 AM PDTglorfindel7Haldir, blissfully unaware that his wig and fake elven ears are slowly falling off in addition to his failing suspender straps is politely ignored by Legolas while Aragorn looks on with horror... Sat July 19, 2003 9:37 AM PDTIlienThe Black Pearl!" Sat July 19, 2003 6:14 PM PDTIlienThe Black Pearl!" Sat July 19, 2003 6:14 PM PDTarweneowyn*Haldir: And now we come to the beautiful Cerin Amroth, where it is said the wondrous Lady Arwen Undomiel, daughter of Elrond Halfelven, was betrothed to the mere mortal Duneadin the future king of Gondor, and gave up her immortality with her people...Oh come on Aragorn, its no good trying to duck back there trying to make yourself inconspious, we elven people KNOW that you enticed her with your scruffiness and non-blonde hair... actually the hair thing is probably the only thing! Anyway she IS far too old for you... leave her to me or old Legolas here! Sun July 20, 2003 6:42 AM PDTarweneowyn*Haldir: And now we come to the beautiful Cerin Amroth, where it is said the wondrous Lady Arwen Undomiel, daughter of Elrond Halfelven, was betrothed to the mere mortal Duneadin the future king of Gondor, and gave up her immortality with her people...Oh come on Aragorn, its no good trying to duck back there trying to make yourself inconspious, we elven people KNOW that you enticed her with your scruffiness and non-blonde hair... actually the hair thing is probably the only thing! Anyway she IS far too old for you... leave her to me or old Legolas here! Sun July 20, 2003 6:42 AM PDTsmeaglespreciousThe trio of travelers mistakingly run into Saruman, whose voice first penetrates Haldir's fancy... Mon July 21, 2003 9:28 AM PDTsmeaglespreciousThe trio of travelers mistakingly run into Saruman, whose voice first penetrates Haldir's fancy... Mon July 21, 2003 9:28 AM PDTpintbrookHaldir:-forcing a smile and speaking in a whisper- Legolas, what is that horrendous smell?? Mon July 21, 2003 9:52 AM PDTpintbrookHaldir:-forcing a smile and speaking in a whisper- Legolas, what is that horrendous smell?? Mon July 21, 2003 9:52 AM PDTTheDark_LadyHaldir: Hee hee!! They don't know that once I get them to my lair, I vill, sorry, will, suck their blood!!!!!!!!!!!!! Mon July 21, 2003 12:14 PM PDTTheDark_LadyHaldir: Hee hee!! They don't know that once I get them to my lair, I vill, sorry, will, suck their blood!!!!!!!!!!!!! Mon July 21, 2003 12:14 PM PDTUglukHaldir: That is one hot Elf.... Rating: 5Mon July 21, 2003 5:09 PM PDTUglukHaldir: That is one hot Elf.... Rating: 5Mon July 21, 2003 5:09 PM PDTWarrior_MaidenHaldair's smile became fixed whilst Legolas pretended not to see and Aragorn hid. "Who told Gimli he could do that?" Haldair whispered in agony. Tue July 22, 2003 12:26 AM PDTWarrior_MaidenHaldair's smile became fixed whilst Legolas pretended not to see and Aragorn hid. "Who told Gimli he could do that?" Haldair whispered in agony. Tue July 22, 2003 12:26 AM PDTAduialhaldir: "ah, Legolas, there she is, the Mother Ship. We shall board soon and return to our rightful home. Just pick off the creepy stalker behind me and we can be outta here." Tue July 22, 2003 4:49 AM PDTAduialhaldir: "ah, Legolas, there she is, the Mother Ship. We shall board soon and return to our rightful home. Just pick off the creepy stalker behind me and we can be outta here." Tue July 22, 2003 4:49 AM PDThobbitkatjahaldir: Look Legolas, your girlfriend tripped! Tue July 22, 2003 5:51 PM PDThobbitkatjahaldir: Look Legolas, your girlfriend tripped! Tue July 22, 2003 5:51 PM PDT-Glorfindil-Haldir & Legolas look on in horror, as Gimli, due, no doubt, to his terrible dwarvish eyesight, proceeds to rush down to the archery practice field, where elves are practicing shooting at stuffed black bags, and takes out all the "orcs". Rating: 5Thu July 24, 2003 10:58 AM PDT-Glorfindil-Haldir & Legolas look on in horror, as Gimli, due, no doubt, to his terrible dwarvish eyesight, proceeds to rush down to the archery practice field, where elves are practicing shooting at stuffed black bags, and takes out all the "orcs". Rating: 5Thu July 24, 2003 10:58 AM PDTrilganiaLegolas (Orlando Bloom): I'm a pirate!! Rating: 5Thu July 24, 2003 6:15 PM PDTrilganiaLegolas (Orlando Bloom): I'm a pirate!! Rating: 5Thu July 24, 2003 6:15 PM PDTrilganiaTrying to confuse Orlando, Haldir (Craig Parker) whispers under his breath "You are an absolute beast!" Which results in snickers from Aragorn (Viggo) who is trying to hide behind Craig to hide his laughing from the camera. Thu July 24, 2003 6:27 PM PDTrilganiaTrying to confuse Orlando, Haldir (Craig Parker) whispers under his breath "You are an absolute beast!" Which results in snickers from Aragorn (Viggo) who is trying to hide behind Craig to hide his laughing from the camera. Thu July 24, 2003 6:27 PM PDTLuthien_elentariHaldir to Legolas: Fri July 25, 2003 7:12 PM PDTLuthien_elentariHaldir to Legolas: Fri July 25, 2003 7:12 PM PDTLalaith-ElerrinaHaldir: Ooooh! Look! A fluffy bunny! Sat July 26, 2003 3:41 PM PDTLalaith-ElerrinaHaldir: Ooooh! Look! A fluffy bunny! Sat July 26, 2003 3:41 PM PDTarweneowyn*Excuse me, but why is this caption contest taking so long? Its been nearly 2 weeks! Please hurry up and get on with the next one. Sun July 27, 2003 10:28 AM PDTarweneowyn*Excuse me, but why is this caption contest taking so long? Its been nearly 2 weeks! Please hurry up and get on with the next one. Sun July 27, 2003 10:28 AM PDTLuthien_elentariHaldir and Legolas strike a "noble elf" pose. Mon July 28, 2003 9:42 AM PDTLuthien_elentariHaldir and Legolas strike a "noble elf" pose. Mon July 28, 2003 9:42 AM PDTEnialessejcaption Mon July 28, 2003 12:08 PM PDTEnialessejcaption Mon July 28, 2003 12:08 PM PDTEnialessejLegolas had heard of the spankings administered upon entry to Lorien, being an elf himself. Aragorn cowered behind Haldir, but could not take his eyes from what is to man such a wanton image: a female about to inflict pain. Galadriel stood before them in welcome with a large, white paddle of hewn of malorn. Haldir's usual anticipatory smile split his face. Mon July 28, 2003 12:09 PM PDTEnialessejLegolas had heard of the spankings administered upon entry to Lorien, being an elf himself. Aragorn cowered behind Haldir, but could not take his eyes from what is to man such a wanton image: a female about to inflict pain. Galadriel stood before them in welcome with a large, white paddle of hewn of malorn. Haldir's usual anticipatory smile split his face. Mon July 28, 2003 12:09 PM PDTaughraI wish I could have found out a bit sooner, tho--at Comic Con, for example. I could have shouted for joy and started dancing. THAT would get people's attention! Thu August 7, 2003 6:41 PM PDTaughraI wish I could have found out a bit sooner, tho--at Comic Con, for example. I could have shouted for joy and started dancing. THAT would get people's attention! Thu August 7, 2003 6:41 PM PDTAlphedhelHaldir trys not to snicker and looks on thinking of the fluffy pink bunny slippers Legolas is wearing. Wed October 22, 2003 1:45 PM PDTComputermouseLegolas: OK, something just dropped down my shirt! Thu November 6, 2003 8:40 PM PDTloralieGaladriel: " I just can't decide whose prettier." Thu January 1, 2004 11:44 AM PDTPost Your CommentCOPYRIGHT 1999-2008 - The One Ring ... The One Ring is administered by everyday fans of J.R.R. 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is from one of Orlando's new movies Ned Kelly, which is due out in theatres in the U.S. on March 19th, 2004. The line was said to Orlando's character, Joe Byrne, by a married woman that he's having an affair with. You can see the trailer, with the line in it, on www.nedkellythemovie.com 
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Haldir smirks as his horse crosses the finish line first. The others, out ten bucks each, are not happy.
Rating: 5
Tue July 8, 2003 9:47 PM PDT